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Author Topic: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)  (Read 20249 times)

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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #315 on: March 09, 2014, 01:41:30 pm »
Forward, for hippocrates!
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #316 on: March 09, 2014, 01:51:12 pm »
Lord Leeroy Bulletsponge Meatshield Redshirt Worf Jenkins XXX appears, ready to block the hail of bullets with his body.
EDIT: Searching for that doesn't really find any images, so changing it to: The Ponchonator appears, ready to avenge his fallen lover ally, Mango Man.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2014, 04:59:44 pm by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #317 on: March 09, 2014, 02:08:46 pm »
Move up!

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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #318 on: March 09, 2014, 03:39:27 pm »
DAMN!

Commododore van "arrow in throught" In bouuuunnd!

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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #319 on: March 09, 2014, 04:24:18 pm »
Dead again.

Pyotr Petrovich. Move up!
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #320 on: March 09, 2014, 06:31:19 pm »
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!

What if I run into the bunker and detonate the bomb in a suicide attack? Can I do that next turn?
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #321 on: March 09, 2014, 07:42:24 pm »
I swear, someone better need some medical attention this turn. Otherwise, keep my head down and drink some vodka or something.
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #322 on: March 09, 2014, 09:02:43 pm »
move up
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #323 on: March 10, 2014, 02:53:46 am »
knit tie: No. Blowing yourself up is a waste of perfectly good uniformes that could be re-used by the glorious Red Army. As such, anyone blowing himself up is required to report to the nearest NKVD officer for immediate execution.

For real, I have no good reasons why you couldn't do this, but it just seems game-breaking. Plus, I didn't allow GlyphGryph to do it.
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #324 on: March 10, 2014, 07:24:55 am »
I didn't need all that blood anyway! Move up.
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #325 on: March 10, 2014, 11:01:35 am »


Morgan Freeman Joins the Fray!
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #326 on: March 10, 2014, 01:30:38 pm »
Then advance and blow that bunker full of holes!
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #327 on: March 10, 2014, 01:54:01 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on March 10, 2014, 01:30:38 pm
Then advance and blow that bunker full of holes!
Get shot Advance and blow those Huns full of holes.
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #328 on: March 10, 2014, 02:43:21 pm »
Charge!
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Re: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb)
« Reply #329 on: March 11, 2014, 09:35:14 am »
I'm really wondering how many turns we'll need to drop those Germans. You lots spend a lot of time dying.




In a stroke of pure genius, Ivan Sidorov shouts "Ох мы Год! А флыинг саусаге-анд-сауеркраут диш!". The Germans, battle-hardened on the Eastern Front immediately turn around, letting the proud Soviets move up without any casualty, to the dismay of Sasha Bulletsponge, who decide to grab his vodka ration from his pack. Just as he lower his head to rummage in his bag, a bullet fly overhead. Well, that was almost dangerous! ([4][4][3][4][6])

Straight from the Lysenko Genetic Lab (they were trying to produce high-yield wheat) come The Ponchonator, with a rifle, followed by Commododore van "arrow in throught", the famed Dutch pincushion and Morgan Freeman, both carrying explosives and Pyotr Petrovich also with a rifle.

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Statistics:
Dead Germans: 1
Dead Soviets: 20
Progress-o-meter: 58
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