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[renegadelobster]

Well, alrighty then. What am I going to do with a supersoaker filled with cat piss?

[kisame12794]

Use it to mark things? Cat piss glows under ultraviolet light, so spray it on something and carry a blacklight around?

[renegadelobster]

Yeah, but then you have the smell of cat pee everywhere

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, alrighty then. What am I going to do with a supersoaker filled with cat piss?

Would you like me to quote everyone who got something worse?

I think I might be the best example. Sure, mellows might have some use...but you can get them for free. I'd rather have gotten coal.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Well, one problem with the soaker is that Lyra might be really territorial; depends on if the Doc made her that way or not. If you spray it around everywhere she might feel compelled to find the source of it and drive it out of her territory.

[Yoink]

I'll take 16.

[Toaster]

Yeah, but then you have the smell of cat pee everywhere

So?  You've got a suit that provides your air for you.  You won't notice.


Go squirt the AM with it and see what happens.

[syvarris]

Well, alrighty then. What am I going to do with a supersoaker filled with cat piss?

Would you like me to quote everyone who got something worse?

I think I might be the best example. Sure, mellows might have some use...but you can get them for free. I'd rather have gotten coal.

Well, to be fair, you can get most of the stuff people got as gifts free too.  Probably including the supersoaker.  I mean, May got an M1911 + ammo, by annoying the AM.

This Machine though, that's Nyar's type stuff.  So I'm happy that at least my present is technically worth tokens.  I'm just afraid that it'll kill me.


Oh, RC, if you're willing to make free weapons I'd like a pair of kukris.  I don't really have anything to trade for them though.

Edit: Actually, while kukris would be awesome, I got a better idea.  Twenty or so heavy throwing knives with identical balance.  Since all my movements are recorded, in theory I should be able to just practice with them until I get a dex:5 at a few different ranges, and just activate that movement whenever I want to take someone out at a range.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I restate my offer.

*flails arms*
Didn't see it.

I'll take some sort of weapon with decent range, with a bit of ammo. I won't instantly die come the invasion then. Hooray!

[Doomblade187]

I will buy that laser rifle battery for one token.

I'll trade my electric baseball bat for it.

[smurfingtonthethird]

So?  You've got a suit that provides your air for you.  You won't notice.


Go squirt the AM with it and see what happens.

Do it, and I'll give you LODES A nonexistent MONEY

[WhitiusOpus]

Inspect the glass vial.

[Tavik Toth]

Inspect shotgun.

[piecewise]

Oh yes, give the zealot a nuclear device.  This can only end well.


Examine it.  Is it, indeed, a nuclear weapon like the ones in the armory?  What is its yield?

It appears to be a nuclear weapon like the ones the armory has, but you can't tell its yield.

92

You get a box of animal cookies. Except they're shaped like horrifying lovecraftian monsters instead of normal animals.

Lars' walking bomb sounds very familiar...

To what?  Closest I can think of is Total Annihilation.

((Closest I can think of is a bob-omb. bob-nuke?))

Get a Nyars box, then - large, green triangle, vertical line.

Put that as part of your timeskip action.

I trust random.org, and the RNG tells me 95!

You get a bazooka

Let's see...

If it's not been taken, 20. If it has, 92. If that's taken, 72.

Anyone who can find the correlation in these numbers, other than the pure mathematical correlation (92-72 being 20, and all permutations thereof), gets a cookie. As a hint: The first two are parts of dates.

You get a mechanical Multi-tool

78.

You get a full size, fully decorated christmas tree.

85

You get an electric guitar

I'll take 16.

You get a porno Magazine

Inspect the glass vial.

It's a hermetically sealed glass vial with the biohazard symbol on it and a small amount of white dust at the bottom.

Inspect shotgun.

It's a Shotgun.