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[GreatWyrmGold]

Looking at that...teal should be a better color for that thing^{[citation needed].}

[Sean Mirrsen]

Looking at that...teal should be a better color for that thing^{[citation needed].}

There are even better ways of doing that^{[citation needed]}.

[piecewise]

The armory master comes out dressed as Santa and begins pulling giftwrapped boxes with number tags on them out of behind her counter.  She throws them at the first person to say the number.

88, man! Stacy chooses 88!

You get an ancient space suit with a human skeleton in it.

Twenty-seven.

You get a Jawbreaker candy thats a foot in diameter.

I'll go with 29, because of the fine print.

You get a bag of Man-nip

I choose you Pikachu number three!

All good things come in three.

You Get A piezoelectric shard Launcher

Number 1!

You get a Carton of Blue Smokes

56 of course. What else could I pick?

EDIT: Oh, and happy new year! We should keep the holiday spirit alive!

You get a Box of 10 claymore mines

90

You get a shotgun.

21

You get what appears to be a Samus style arm cannon

I'm going to put my trust in Douglas Adams I think 42 A belated happy christmas and new year everyone

You get a Towel

I'll just go with the number of missions Pan has survived, so 4

You get a case of Battle Stims

I'll go 19. Merry belated christmas and new years guys.

You get a small, robotic, anatomical model.

100

Also, do the thing with the mutsi. Do it.

You get a coupon for one question to be answered by steve.

Get me the 99.

You get a coupon for a large nyars box

I'm going to put my trust in Douglas Adams I think 42 A belated happy christmas and new year everyone

Goddammit.

7

You get a carton of Mellows

"A NUMBER 1-100"

22
You get a chess set

66

You get a katana

37

You get a T-shirt that reads "Dirty Elf" And shows a burning tree

Dagnabbit, GWG already got seven.  And powderminer got thirty seven.

57

You get a strange machine.

Well, all numbers with any sort of significance to me were already picked, so let's go with my region code.

63.

You get a small, tree shaped air freshener.

71

You get a supersoaker filled with cat piss

77

You get what looks like a modified laser rifle battery.

87

You get a metal baseball bat that, through a series of cables and a large battery, has been charged with a high electrical current.

35 for Thomas, though he doesn't do much.

You get what appears to be an apology letter.

I bite the bullet.13

You get a small, war of the worlds tripod walker remote control toy.

Ill take 25 for Auron unless its already been picked, in which case 91.

You get a pair of green boxing gloves

[Gamerlord]

Who needs a modified laser rifle battery? This thing is absolutely useless to me.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Who needs a modified laser rifle battery? This thing is absolutely useless to me.

Trade for an air freshener?

[Toaster]

The armory master comes out dressed as Santa

Sexy Santa?

[Xantalos]

Ooh, a weapon that may or may not be anomalous!
Testing it out is now part of my yearlong action.

The armory master comes out dressed as Santa

Sexy Santa?

That was inevitable.

[NAV]

Who needs a modified laser rifle battery? This thing is absolutely useless to me.

Trade for a token?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Who needs a modified laser rifle battery? This thing is absolutely useless to me.

Hell of a lot more useful than what most got.

You get an ancient space suit with a human skeleton in it.

You get a Jawbreaker candy thats a foot in diameter.

You get a bag of Man-nip

You get a Carton of Blue Smokes

You get a Towel

((Pause: With that number, this is really the best thing. Still...useless.))

You get a small, robotic, anatomical model.

You get a carton of Mellows

((Sorry to interrupt, but what the heck are these?))

You get a chess set

You get a T-shirt that reads "Dirty Elf" And shows a burning tree

You get a small, tree shaped air freshener.

You get a supersoaker filled with cat piss

You get what appears to be an apology letter.

You get a small, war of the worlds tripod walker remote control toy.

You get a pair of green boxing gloves

A few of these have some hypothetical use, but most are basically useless. If you had a laser, you'd probably be able to fire special shots.

...

Care to trade? I have some nice mellows.

[Unholy_Pariah]

I think im gonna keep the gloves even if they are useless, simply because i can put spikes and kinetic amps on them ready for hulk rampages.

[piecewise]

Who needs a modified laser rifle battery? This thing is absolutely useless to me.

Hell of a lot more useful than what most got.

You get an ancient space suit with a human skeleton in it.

You get a Jawbreaker candy thats a foot in diameter.

You get a bag of Man-nip

You get a Carton of Blue Smokes

You get a Towel

((Pause: With that number, this is really the best thing. Still...useless.))

You get a small, robotic, anatomical model.

You get a carton of Mellows

((Sorry to interrupt, but what the heck are these?))

You get a chess set

You get a T-shirt that reads "Dirty Elf" And shows a burning tree

You get a small, tree shaped air freshener.

You get a supersoaker filled with cat piss

You get what appears to be an apology letter.

You get a small, war of the worlds tripod walker remote control toy.

You get a pair of green boxing gloves

A few of these have some hypothetical use, but most are basically useless. If you had a laser, you'd probably be able to fire special shots.

...

Care to trade? I have some nice mellows.

Mellows are a Type of cigarette that no one has ever tired.

[smurfingtonthethird]

What am I supposed to do with a question coupon? I'd just ask him anyway.

Then again, I suppose I can ask for a full lore exposition of the Altered Wars as opposed to the snippets we have now.

[Empiricist]

Ask about the Doctor and the AM.

[Xantalos]

No, ask him about what manips and amps are made of, and how they were first created.

[piecewise]

What am I supposed to do with a question coupon? I'd just ask him anyway.

Then again, I suppose I can ask for a full lore exposition of the Altered Wars as opposed to the snippets we have now.

You could read the coupon. It might say something.