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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Iä! RIAKTOR!]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

- (N+1) where N= the previous vote. MISTY IS A WHOLESOME TREASURE AND SHOULD NOT BE DAMAGED BY AN UNENDING THIRST FOR INNOCENT BLOOD, OR WORSE, BEING A DF OVERSEER.

+(v+1) where v is the number that the previous post subtracted

Her becoming a vampire will allow for cheese making practice, also she can subsist on the blood of the animals she milks for the cheese

while (Misty !== Vampire) {
  // disallow vampire
}

In the midwinter of 2021, Iä! RIAKTOR! changed Misty from a dwarf into a dwarf vampire.

[AmicasArt]

Just made a bay12 account to say that this story is a lot of fun.

It's also interesting seeing how the art improves over the course of it, both in ambition of what you depict and quality.
Favorite visuals so far:
 - the giant dwarf statues that form the arches at the gates to Shielddawn
 - the emotional scene with Misty disposing of her friends corpse
 - The up angle of the staircase down into the depths of the fort at the start of chapter 4.

I wanna do some fanart for this later when I get the chance.

[Dragofire]

The != operator stands for "not true" in boolean.
"the sky" != "green"

== stands for "true".
"the sky" == "blue"


2+4 == 6 (true)
2+3 == 6 (false)

Assuming that the following line precedes both examples:

var Misty = dwarf

"Misty" === dwarf
would output a result of false. It would also throw up an error since it does not know which variable to reference since it was given a string as the first input.

Misty === dwarf
would output a result of true.

=== equals "equal to and same type."
Type is string or variable/integer.


No need to thank me.

Code: [Select]

var Misty = dwarf
if (Misty == dwarf) text "Misty is not a Vampire"
if (Misty == vampire) text "Misty is a Vampire"

[Dunamisdeos]

I lack the knowledge and skills to counteract your impressive code thing whatevermabob.

Spoiler: Therefore, allow me to retort thusly (click to show/hide)

Your move.

[Dragofire]

May I inform you that I am eleven?

[Dunamisdeos]

May I inform you that I am eleven?

When I was 11, we played Q basic and stickball.

Your technology frightens me in my dotage, away with you!

[pisskop]

When I was 11, I was playing Pokemon trading cards and tamagotchi.

holy carp. tamagotchi!  Has anyone ever seen such amazing technology since?

[Dragofire]

I have an IQ of over 200. This has a good side and a bad side.

The good side: I can add 5672 + 2346 in my head (it's 8038 by the way), tell you the definition of chronic(recurring over a extended period of time) and calculate someone's birth year from their age in seconds.

The bad side: A laundry list of diagnoses, including but not limited to: Severe schizophrenia, autism spectrum disorder, manic syndrome, ADHD, social anxiety and a inability to weigh right and wrong outside of pure benefit to myself.

[pisskop]

If you want my advice, you should try to rein in that social anxiety.  Do yourself a huge favor and at least feel comfortable talking to new people and strangers.  Telling you from experience is all.  You have to be able and willing to trust people to truly have a happy life.

[hops]

I have an IQ of over 200. This has a good side and a bad side.

The good side: I can add 5672 + 2346 in my head (it's 8038 by the way), tell you the definition of chronic(recurring over a extended period of time) and calculate someone's birth year from their age in seconds.

The bad side: A laundry list of diagnoses, including but not limited to: Severe schizophrenia, autism spectrum disorder, manic syndrome, ADHD, social anxiety and a inability to weigh right and wrong outside of pure benefit to myself.

Wait. Doesn't IQ only go up to 190?

[Dragofire]

Depends on if you are using the Binet or Wechsler. In Wechsler I'm classed as "profoundly gifted", which translates into 235 IQ. Binet has me at 154.

[bloop_bleep]

I have an IQ of over 200. This has a good side and a bad side.

The good side: I can add 5672 + 2346 in my head (it's 8038 by the way), tell you the definition of chronic(recurring over a extended period of time) and calculate someone's birth year from their age in seconds.

The bad side: A laundry list of diagnoses, including but not limited to: Severe schizophrenia, autism spectrum disorder, manic syndrome, ADHD, social anxiety and a inability to weigh right and wrong outside of pure benefit to myself.

Is this guy trolling? It's 8018... by the way.

Also schizophrenia is exceptionally rare in people under 15.

Additionally, if you want to help with that social anxiety if you didn't brag as much as it could come off as arrogant. This is not a judgment but an observation. I get it, I used to be somewhat like that when I was younger but it'd do you good to be humble (without minimizing yourself).

[Dragofire]

Schizophrenia is not something you troll about. It is a serious mental problem that can ruin lives. It is not a joke. I've gone through periods where I thought my stuffed animals were talking to me and broken my teacher's nose in a fit of paranoia. My parents are suffering. I've gone through five schools and countless teachers. I've ended up in a school for kids that just don't fit in.

Also, please note that all mental calculations are subject to error and you should always cross check your answers. Still, three figures is very good for a kid my age. My classmate is 12 and he spent several minutes coming up with two figures.

[Maximum Spin]

Depends on if you are using the Binet or Wechsler. In Wechsler I'm classed as "profoundly gifted", which translates into 235 IQ. Binet has me at 154.

Uh, the Wechsler tops out at 160. There's a third-party "extended norms" that tops out at 210, but it's basically a giant asspull.

[Dragofire]

Well the book I read is wrong. I forgot to fact-check my book, and research reveals that it is politically motivated.  The test I used was labeled as the Wechsler. It was probably some mish-mash of things. Thank you for educating me.

After all, no human being can know every fact with absolute certainty.