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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1861658 times)

Sir Knight

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5100 on: February 06, 2020, 11:00:08 am »
Quote from: Silverybearded on February 06, 2020, 05:36:27 am
Her name literally translates as "crypt".
Might as well be wearing a "I'm a vampire" sign.

This is marvelous, I love it, and I wonder why I haven't used that on purpose in my games.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5101 on: February 06, 2020, 12:03:07 pm »
After the queen has tried the cheese, tell her how the elves rescued you and were shot. Ask her why we can't all live in peace. Cry about Darkerdaffodil, but deny that you liked him.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2020, 12:05:12 pm by Quarque »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5102 on: February 06, 2020, 12:07:56 pm »
Quote from: Silverybearded on February 06, 2020, 05:36:27 am
Her name literally translates as "crypt".
Might as well be wearing a "I'm a vampire" sign.
Hm. Wonder if there's anything else the name "Momuz" suggests.

Misty's family were killed in the war... weren't they?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5103 on: February 06, 2020, 04:25:37 pm »
Don't sleep!

Just read the comic all the way through due to the new site. Looks great!
« Last Edit: February 06, 2020, 04:30:47 pm by Enemy post »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5104 on: February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm »
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5105 on: February 06, 2020, 10:51:13 pm »
Quote from: EternalCaveDragon on February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
+1 more to this.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5106 on: February 06, 2020, 10:53:59 pm »
If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5107 on: February 07, 2020, 01:39:08 am »
Quote from: spazyak on February 06, 2020, 10:51:13 pm
Quote from: EternalCaveDragon on February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
+1 more to this.
+1

Quote from: Quarque on February 06, 2020, 12:03:07 pm
After the queen has tried the cheese, tell her how the elves rescued you and were shot. Ask her why we can't all live in peace. Cry about Darkerdaffodil, but deny that you liked him.
-1 until we know how she feels about elves and life in general.
Maybe we shouldn’t look too concerned for Elven lives in front of a Dwarf queen. She may be a vampire but she probably hates elves as much as a live dwarf.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5108 on: February 07, 2020, 03:09:49 am »
Quote from: Anonylemon on February 07, 2020, 01:39:08 am
Quote from: spazyak on February 06, 2020, 10:51:13 pm
Quote from: EternalCaveDragon on February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
+1 more to this.
+1
+1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5109 on: February 07, 2020, 08:42:28 am »
Quote from: Imic on February 07, 2020, 03:09:49 am
Quote from: Anonylemon on February 07, 2020, 01:39:08 am
Quote from: spazyak on February 06, 2020, 10:51:13 pm
Quote from: EternalCaveDragon on February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
+1 more to this.
+1
+1
+1, gotta catch up on reading this
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5110 on: February 07, 2020, 08:48:40 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on February 07, 2020, 08:42:28 am
Quote from: Imic on February 07, 2020, 03:09:49 am
Quote from: Anonylemon on February 07, 2020, 01:39:08 am
Quote from: spazyak on February 06, 2020, 10:51:13 pm
Quote from: EternalCaveDragon on February 06, 2020, 10:14:12 pm
Woo, an update!
Quote from: Superdorf on February 05, 2020, 09:39:28 pm
Nope, I don't buy it. This Momuz lady forgets light is a thing? Very dwarfy and all, but y'all saw those fangs...

Be friendly. Be respectful. Be wary.
Also, ask queen Momuz about her crown. It's got a most interesting shape.

(also, update! happy!)

Also, +1 to this please.
+1 more to this.
+1
+1
+1, gotta catch up on reading this
+1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5111 on: February 09, 2020, 06:50:20 pm »
Quote from: gchristopher on February 06, 2020, 10:53:59 pm
If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

+1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5112 on: February 11, 2020, 04:53:15 pm »
I'm going to laugh when a single bite of holy cheese has the power to cure vampirism, make you 10 years younger, and pay off your credit card debt.  Then the entire Fortress will be all about the Cowsea.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5113 on: February 11, 2020, 06:41:21 pm »
Now I want an infomercial that's like "Are YOU a middle-aged vampire with too much credit card debt" (cut to a pale dude in a coffin flooded in bills)

You need to BOW to COWSEA and her HOLY CHEESE or be destroyed in all-consuming milkfire! Maybe! We don't know! Call today!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05
« Reply #5114 on: February 11, 2020, 08:16:49 pm »
Quote from: Immortal-D on February 11, 2020, 04:53:15 pm
I'm going to laugh when a single bite of holy cheese has the power to cure vampirism, make you 10 years younger, and pay off your credit card debt.  Then the entire Fortress will be all about the Cowsea.

I suspect that any actual holy power would obliterate the vampire more than cure, though that could depends on however the randomized magic/myth stuff works when it finally gets into the game.
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