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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[EternalCaveDragon]

Posting to watch, read through this when lurking and I'm so glad to see it updated again. 

Fortify yourself with a sniff of your miracle cheese, holding it shield-like slightly in front of you for no particular reason, and step through.

And a +1 to this.

[BadLemonsXI]

What if the queens just been lock in there by the dwarfs. Its probably going to be something so not crazy we are going to be sitting here going. . ."ahhh what?"

[Dunamisdeos]

What if the queens just been lock in there by the dwarfs. Its probably going to be something so not crazy we are going to be sitting here going. . ."ahhh what?"

That would certainly blow my mind.

[TheMagicHobo]

I just discovered this and binged it over the last three hours and it's been quite the roller coaster! Misty is ridiculously adorable and just so amazing. This is one of my favorite DF stories by far and thank you so much for making it!

[spazyak]

I wonder how many people have made accounts on here because of this.
I know I'm one of them.

[BadLemonsXI]

A lot of people at this point. Not sure how many stayed around tho.

[TiredOlGoat]

I'm not really a fan of the 'popular' aspect of stories like this; as a writer, editors only, please! Heh.
But, though I just started, this story is adorable. I hope it doesn't get stupidly dark for the sake of it; there are plenty of stories like that, right now, and a relatively peaceful, cosy story about the greatest cheesemaker to ever live is about what I need in my life, right now.

(also, great avatar, evictedSaint!)

I won't comment much, since I'm still catching up (juuust finished chapter one), but even though I'm not really a fan of democracy-in-story-telling, you all do as you do. And of course, evictedSaint, please keep at it! I'll be rooting for lil' Wheeldream!

[Dunamisdeos]

First of all, this is DF, and it will descend into the darkest depths of horror. That's what it does. It's like the return of Cthulu, you can only stave it off, never fully prevent or destroy it.

Second, it is super adorable. That never changes :3

[evictedSaint]

I hope it doesn't get stupidly dark for the sake of it

:S

Maybe best to leave off after chapter 1.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

It's adorably dark.

[TiredOlGoat]

First of all, this is DF, and it will descend into the darkest depths of horror. That's what it does. It's like the return of Cthulu, you can only stave it off, never fully prevent or destroy it.

With all due respect, fellow goat-appreciator, I must dissent. For example, when Cthulhu arrives, all you have to do to survive is embrace the greasy tendrils of his batrachian countenance. Though I personally prefer the black goat with - wait, wait, we can discuss theology some other time! (Perhaps at the ruinous bas reliefs past the basalt pillars?) I mean to say that my forts are all peaceful places. I've come to accept I simply play DF in a very different way than most people. Perhaps I'm just a fan of the boring and predictable -

Second, it is super adorable. That never changes :3

Then all is well. I just want somebody's life not to suck, even if it's only a fictional character, ahaha... hah...

:S

Maybe best to leave off after chapter 1.

Truly, the kindness of the righteous, caring for your audience like this! Don't worry, though. I had a suspicion... I'll either power through with the force of increasingly unwieldy optimism, or go silent - but keep rooting for Misty. (Silently.) After all, like Dunamisdeos said, I'm the odd one, here; what I'm looking for probably doesn't exist.

[spazyak]

Most of my forts end up with me trying to build complex gothic architecture or Constantinople expy


Orrrrrr
They turn into overly complicated mechanical death traps that end up just being a really simple calculator.

[Dunamisdeos]

I always try to protect my dwarves. My wife forms emotional attachments to her favorite dwarves. I would be killed instantly if anything bad happened to them that i could prevent.

This does not stop alligators from darting out of the lake to kill the one dwarf that every other dwarf is deep friends with, causing a tantrum spiral into violent anarchy that would make the city of Rapture slowly back away. It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.

Anyway TLC is the best webcomic on the internet, change my mind.

[TiredOlGoat]

Gothic Constantinople sounds pretty amazing, spazyak. Don't sell yourself short!

And, Dunamisdeos... I would never try to change your mind, even as I scream 'NooOoooo, that's not true! That's impossible! NoOOOOOo!' and lose my hand to a rampaging burrowing annelid man. For one, I'm enjoying it a lot, for another, to each their own; even if, ahaha, well... So it goes. And, of course, I can't protect everything, or everyone. But it's nice to pretend, ahaha!..

Back to TLC, though, it's the only one I've actually bookmarked to read to completion in years, just saying!

[DwarvenLord]

Plump helmet men: Notice statue of a forbidden god in corner, hidden here to not attract attention. Wonder how they did not notice this before. Knock statue down. Become weresomething. Rebuild statue. Repeat for every fun guy. Bust down side doors. Escape!