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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Meph]

[!!PLUMP HELMET MAN NOISES INTENSIFY!!]
[MUSHROOM NOISES INTENSIFY]

Fixed that for you.

[Rupdeus]

Who are Maynard and Iron Owl? Did I miss something?

[StrawBarrel]

I think Maynard is the mule eating Plumpy and Iron Owl is Datan Ritas, the person who killed Darkerdaffodil.

[expwnent]

[MOOING INTENSIFIES]

[hawkwing]

It's... It's ☼beautiful☼.

[Meph]

That does remind me of The Music of Eric Zann a lot.

[TheSaberTooth]

>update incoming
Buckle up fellas

[Ancalagon_TB]

That haunting moo piece of fan art with haunt my dreams!

[Evaris]

[evictedSaint]

Sorry about the unexpected hiatus, everyone!  The holidays were very busy for me this year, and I ended up taking a bit of an unexpected break from TLCM.

But!  The exciting news I'd hinted at before!

Some very dear friends had chipped in and raised the cash to get a print of TLCM on lulu.com!!!  It was a very sweet and very unexpected Christmas present, and I'm lucky to have such amazing friends.  They compiled a pdf of the story so far (the first three chapters!) and have it set up to be printed.  The great thing about this is that once it's published, additional prints can be done cheaply by anyone who would want one.  So, if you had fifteen bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you could theoretically purchase the book once I've paid the initial fee to have it published! (And yes, I have cleared this with Toady).  I've decided to wait until the end of this chapter (which is rapidly approaching) before I publish it.  Even if no one buys it, then at least I can say I've published a book. u_u

And lastly, if there's not an update later tonight, please call the police because something terrible must have happened to me.

[greycat]

That is extremely cool, even though it means the animations will be lost in the printed version.

[Tiruin]

That is extremely cool, even though it means the animations will be lost in the printed version.

You can always substitute by text!
Like...onomatopoeias! Or...*moving sounds*
That said, hooray to you eS! And also to your ossum friends who are ossum. [And Toady for making all this, that's implied]

[evictedSaint]

"How the heck am I supposed to do that?!  You're a God, and even YOU couldn't do it!"

"Well that's not really my problem, now is it?  It's your 'quest' now, figure it out!"

"Yeah, well maybe I don't want to get shoved into a cage and rolled down a flight of stairs, okay?  I fell down a mountain earlier today and I still have the bruises to prove it.  If I tell everyone that they need to start worshiping the talking cow in the animal pens, they're going to...I dunno! Probably do something involving blood.  That's all they seem to care about down here, anyways!"





"Well try something else!  This is your quest now, not mine.  Maybe...I don't know, do something that plays to your strengths?"





"What, like cheese making?"

"Yeah, sure, cheese making could oh sweet merciful Armok I can't believe how little I suddenly care about this whole thing now that it's someone else's problem - "





"What if I made some holy cow cheese - "

"I think that's called swiss."

" - then when people ask how I made such magnificent cheese, I could tell them that it was made from the milk of Cowsea herself!"





"Yeah.  Sure.  That would totally work."

"And then, and then they'll see that cheese is way better than blood stuff!  And they'll see how great my cheese is!"

"Uh-huh."





"And then I'll get to meet the queen!"

"Wait, what?"

"And she'll be so impressed she'll make me a member of the Royal Cheesemaker Corps!"

"What?"

"And I'll get my own Royal Cheesemaker Corps backpack, and my own Royal Bedrooms, and I'll have a job making cheese for the queen every day!"

"Okay, slow down - "


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[Sirus]

"What if I made some holy cow cheese - "

"I think that's called swiss."

I laughed way too much at this...

Also, huzzah! It was only 13 minutes away from not being "later tonight"! Was all ready to call the cops and everything

[AoshimaMichio]

No slowing down! Milking! Time to start working on your dream!