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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[ThatZommy]

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?

[Foxite]

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?

You have to look closely, but yes, there's indeed an upside down troll doll in his head. 

[Aslandus]

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?

You have to look closely, but yes, there's indeed an upside down troll doll in his head. 

I actually see a guy with big eyebrows and a pompadour... Not quite wild enough to be a troll doll

[evictedSaint]

"Wait a minute, cow's can't talk!  Unless..."

"Oh here we go, the think-cart is leaving the trade depot."






"You must have been sent here to answer my prayers!!!

I prayed and prayed and prayed to the Gods for help, and here you are!  I can't believe it, Cowsea actually answered my prayers!!!"







"Woah woah woah, hold your horses, alright?  Sorry to burst your bubble...uh..."

"Misty."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, Misty, but I'm not actually here for you.  Besides, Gods only answer the prayers of their worshippers, so you've actually gotta be a worshipper if you want to have your prayers heard."






"But...I am a worshipper of Cowsea."

"...What, really?"












"Huh.  I guess you are.  Kinda feel like I should have noticed that sooner."


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[Sirus]

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

[Boltgun]

Misty: Ask her who...

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

Boltgun canceled Write post, oblivious.

[Sver]

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

This.

[Lielac]

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

This.

Indeed.

[Max™]

"Oh sorry, I munster apologize for the smell, I camembert to this rock fort because I was trying to invent some sort of cheese that properly captures the aura of a rotting miasma pit. I'm torn between calling it "limburger", "epoisses", and "new jersey"... what do you think I should go with?"

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

Heh, someone asked to be cheered up once, requesting cheesy jokes.

'It'll brie ok.'

[spazyak]

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

This.

+1 holly cheese

[origamiscienceguy]

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

[Ultimuh]

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

"he"? But... udders..

[AoshimaMichio]

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

"he"? But... udders..

Shhh, don't think about it.

[Rexfelum]

I just remembered that demons will occasionally pose as gods and enter a civilization.  Apparently they can arrive as a diplomat at your fortress.  Per the story above,

I'm not actually here for you.

so this cow may very well have a cover story to maintain.  And if you were expecting this cow to

be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

well, I'm thinking that the "betray and traumatize Misty" train is ready to go a second time, but it's got a whole different payload.

Plot: Have that happen.

--Rexfelum

[evictedSaint]

Plot: Have that happen.

--Rexfelum

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