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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1855606 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2910 on: February 06, 2015, 05:51:53 am »


Nominated, Eligible, and Voted Upon! The Littlest Cheesemaker has been inducted into the Hall of Legends! *dadurrr!*

Eeeeeeeehehehehe!!!!
Congrats!!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2911 on: February 06, 2015, 07:49:15 am »

Rip misty, she shed tears that shall shed her face
but really
realize you forgot the one thing the nun did to get her calls answered. Pleasing your god first with an offering ... now Cowsea and Dagger alliance 2 might have different answer calls than say uhh Bloodtusk who the mascot god of this fort and currently working plumpy into a conquest murderfrenzy. that all said, man seeing dark bleak Dwarf fort reminds me the other Civs in masterworks are alot more cheerful. oh and misty needs to look for a masterpiece table to look at.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2912 on: February 06, 2015, 08:31:57 am »

Except that they don't butcher animals that die in combat, only ones specifically brought in by hunters or slaughtered.

No, the actual issue is whether the animal (before its death) was wild or not.  If the animal had any degree of tameness (from semi-wild all the way up to domesticated), then its corpse is completely useless -- you can't butcher it.  Wild animals that are killed by the military and then hauled close to a butcher's shop (or, you can just build a butcher's shop next to the corpse) can be butchered just fine.  The same goes for the non-sentient mounts of sieging armies.

Since the donkey was a pack animal brought by a merchant caravan, I believe it counts as "wild" from Shielddawn's point of view.  They should be able to butcher it.  I think.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2913 on: February 06, 2015, 08:53:37 am »

Dawww, she's growing up!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2914 on: February 06, 2015, 09:28:28 am »

Misty: Get hit with the cynicism stick. HARD.

Reg: Take a moment to practice your analytical ability by knapping stones.

Holt: Take a moment to take a refreshing drink from your flask. Somehow in the process, GAIN ENLIGHTENMENT.

Plump Helmet Revolution: Steal sharp pointy things used for cutting plump helmet flesh and then use them to cut dwarven flesh and consume that.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2915 on: February 06, 2015, 11:49:44 am »

Reg: Take a moment to practice your analytical ability by knapping stones.
hmm like to bring up that pre-40.xx masterworks came with wanderer_mod which allows her to stud and band and decorate anything so Reg could butcher that night creature then stud and wrap loads of nightcreature bones then tan the skin to make into a nice
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hmm pants? Ehh

Wonder if Misty super depress enough to snap and butcher her elf friend into a nice suit of armor wearing his skull as a mask then shove his soul into a placatory. hell shove his soul into an AppleSeed Placatory.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2916 on: February 06, 2015, 12:03:03 pm »

Wonder if Misty super depress enough to snap and butcher her elf friend into a nice suit of armor wearing his skull as a mask then shove his soul into a placatory. hell shove his soul into an AppleSeed Placatory.
  heh.  this may be the most disturbingly awesome suggestion all thread.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2917 on: February 06, 2015, 12:29:43 pm »

Wonder if Misty super depress enough to snap and butcher her elf friend into a nice suit of armor wearing his skull as a mask then shove his soul into a placatory. hell shove his soul into an AppleSeed Placatory.
  heh.  this may be the most disturbingly awesome suggestion all thread.
Agreed.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2918 on: February 06, 2015, 12:35:54 pm »

Reg: Take a moment to practice your analytical ability by knapping stones.
hmm like to bring up that pre-40.xx masterworks came with wanderer_mod which allows her to stud and band and decorate anything so Reg could butcher that night creature then stud and wrap loads of nightcreature bones then tan the skin to make into a nice
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hmm pants? Ehh

Wonder if Misty super depress enough to snap and butcher her elf friend into a nice suit of armor wearing his skull as a mask then shove his soul into a placatory. hell shove his soul into an AppleSeed Placatory.
I'd like to point out that that was the point... Knapping stones is sort of a useless, frivolous task. All the more reason it needs to be done right now.

Also... I don't know if Misty knows any soul interactions? I guess she could always make elven-leather armour, but I don't think she's at that emotional state. (Yet.) Besides, I think we ought to allow her a little bit of kindness, she's got a pretty long and traumatizing life ahead of her.

Alternatively! That would be an exceptional way for Misty to very quickly rank up in ShieldDawn's society. So... do we want

An emotionally developed, deep and round character with lots of wisdom, kindness and leadership skills or An unfeeling, sociopathic monster who is quite famous for making Dwarven headcheese?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2919 on: February 06, 2015, 12:45:29 pm »

Kulet: Appear. Gently lecture Misty on the nature of life in Dwarf Fortress.

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2920 on: February 06, 2015, 01:30:48 pm »

Kulet: Appear. Gently lecture Misty on the nature of life in Dwarf Fortress.

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.
The mental image of a small parrot flying down and carrying the elf's half-frozen body away is hilarious though...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2921 on: February 06, 2015, 01:35:27 pm »

Kulet: Appear. Gently lecture Misty on the nature of life in Dwarf Fortress.

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.
The mental image of a small parrot flying down and carrying the elf's half-frozen body away is hilarious though...
I hate Giant keas!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2922 on: February 06, 2015, 02:18:28 pm »

I just realized pisskop has an avatar with a big buff guy holding a condom in his mouth... courtesy of me...

*really really wants to see what Reg and Holt are up to now*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2923 on: February 06, 2015, 02:35:54 pm »

Realize that you won't know if/when Darkerdaffodil is reincarnated, because his body will still be here. So, there's nothing to wait for on that front. There's no reason to believe you've been heard or you haven't been heard; you just have to trust that Urist 306 will take care of it.

Finish your hauling job so you don't get yelled at, and then head down to the farms and see if the fortress already has a cheesemaker. Maybe you can spend some time apprenticing in your downtime?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/5
« Reply #2924 on: February 06, 2015, 03:04:44 pm »

Alternatively--

If the fortress imports all the cheese (This is a PLAYER fortress, after all), ask what site they order the cheese FROM, then migrate THERE. (your dad is not here to stop you.)
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