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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Max™]

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.

Game-mechanically, all clothing just magically falls off when you die.  It lies in the same tile as your corpse, but is not on your corpse any longer.  Of course, that wouldn't make sense in the illustrated story....

Worse, you actually lose your grip on the items, which means dorfs don't wear clothing, their various body parts hang on to their designated pieces until they die.

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We are but our attentions wonder while we wait.

I actually think Reg needs a turn now.

Reg and Holt: Head to Sheilddawn

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[Aslandus]

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.

Game-mechanically, all clothing just magically falls off when you die.  It lies in the same tile as your corpse, but is not on your corpse any longer.  Of course, that wouldn't make sense in the illustrated story....

Worse, you actually lose your grip on the items, which means dorfs don't wear clothing, their various body parts hang on to their designated pieces until they die.

Does that mean dwarves have little fingers on all their body parts that cling to their clothes? Actually it would probably be their body hair grabbing all their clothes...

[Max™]

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.

[Chevaleresse]

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.

It is terrifying.

[Archereon]

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.

It is terrifying.

No, it was inevitable.

[expwnent]

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

It is terrifying.

No, it was inevitable.

This is why I love Dwarf Fortress.

[Porpoisepower]

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

I'm never putting another quarter in a magic fingers bed at the cheap motel ever again.

[Pencil_Art]

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

I'm never putting another quarter in a magic fingers bed at the cheap motel ever again.

  That was hilarious.

I'm actually starting to worry about what the new overseer will be like.

New Overseer: walk in drinking a flagon of elf blood and singing butchered dwarven songs

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[Ancalagon_TB]

Given the strange, arcane means how overseers are chosen, it could really be anyone...

[Chevaleresse]

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

It is terrifying.

No, it was inevitable.

This is why I love Dwarf Fortress.

I don't have anything to contribute,  I just like quote pyramids.

[Arcvasti]

-Snopsodies-

This is why I love Dwarf Fortress.

I don't have anything to contribute,  I just like quote pyramids.

Spoiler: Relevant (click to show/hide)

"I will spear your quote pyramids because they are unhealthy for browsers."

[evictedSaint]

i'm so fucking sick of drawing mushroom men you guys i s2g

"oh these next few pages will be easy, they're all the same color and shape" jfc. 

update in a day or two.

[Chevaleresse]

Copy/paste is your friend. Just make sure to do back-to front or the stacking will look all derpy.

[IronyOwl]

Well that doesn't bode well for our C Plot.

[evictedSaint]

Well that doesn't bode well for our C Plot.

It's fine, it was simply more involved than I planned.