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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Immortal-D]

He'd be a cheesophile then. Not a chesseromancer. (Cheesanova?)

My name is Immortal-D.... and I'm a cheeseophile (especially sharp cheddar ).  For those wondering (I'm sure nobody is), the suffix 'phile' means 'lover of, has admiration for'.  Hence we get words like 'philharmonic orchesta', i.e. 'lover of melody'.

[fourpotatoes]

Misty: Get to work on hauling/looting those elves. Maybe they have socks.

++, and don't forget the puzzle box! Keep it as something to remember Darkodaffodil by. I'm sure it won't be taken from you in a tramatizing way!

I suggest focusing on Misty, with Plumpy's rebellion happening in the background and coming on screen in the most inappropriate moment.

<AOL>

This:

Start Bitten but not Broken arc.

is a name to remember!

He'd be a cheesophile then. Not a chesseromancer. (Cheesanova?)

My name is Immortal-D.... and I'm a cheeseophile (especially sharp cheddar ).  For those wondering (I'm sure nobody is), the suffix 'phile' means 'lover of, has admiration for'.  Hence we get words like 'philharmonic orchesta', i.e. 'lover of melody'.

So long as you keep it φιλία and not έ̓ρος we should all be fine. And yes, sharp cheddar is the best kind of cheddar!

[evictedSaint]

Misty: Get to work on hauling/looting those elves. Maybe they have socks.

++, and don't forget the puzzle box! Keep it as something to remember Darkodaffodil by. I'm sure it won't be taken from you in a tramatizing way!

If you look back, the farmer's kid rightfully claimed the puzzlebox as loot.

[mate888]

Plumpy's C plot: Be a thing.
Or at least make the rebellion start somewhere in the future.

[Dwemeral]

Its time to start the Rise of the Planet of the Mushroom Men.

[expwnent]

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...

Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...

Cheeseromancer sounds better.

Cheeseromancer = lover of cheese

Tyromancer = wizard who does things with cheese, may or may not be evil

Necrocheeser = evil wizard who does things with dead cheese or cheese from dead cows/milkable animals/purring maggots

Clearly the best term for the dude from the tower is necrocheeser, assuming he's not just a regular necromancer.

[brokegamer]

I saw the armour that guard was wearing, and that's just the guard they sent out to deal with the elf pests. Plump helmet man rebellion stands no chance, they are weak and fleshy

If a rebellion happens it should end quickly, with most of them being butchered and brewed into wine.

[IndigoFenix]

I saw the armour that guard was wearing, and that's just the guard they sent out to deal with the elf pests. Plump helmet man rebellion stands no chance, they are weak and fleshy

If a rebellion happens it should end quickly, with most of them being butchered and brewed into wine.

Yeah, PHM rebellions rarely end well for the Plump Helmet Men, especially for forts with any kind of military.  It's closer to passive-aggressive suicide...

It certainly could be used as a diversion, though.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Elves, send message to Plumpy requesting them to rebel to act as a distraction so that the elves can attack. plumpy, rebel.

[Witty]

I suggest focusing on Misty, with Plumpy's rebellion happening in the background and coming on screen in the most inappropriate moment.

+1

[TALLPANZER]

Goblins: siege Shield Dawn!

[Magnumcannon]

Goblins: siege Shield Dawn!

Kobolds: Siege the mountainhome!

[pisskop]

Yea, I think Mistem's pa 'The Duke' would make a good C-plot.  PLumply's got no speech, so would make a good D-minor.  And one who's purpose is chaos, lending itself to the crescendo moment or the setting up of thereof.

[Porpoisepower]

I like Plumpy but any plot should be 1-2 pages a chapter or maybe in the background (literally) of other events.

[expwnent]

I like Plumpy but any plot should be 1-2 pages a chapter or maybe in the background (literally) of other events.

+1 for background