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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[expwnent]

Dwarf cheese comes from purring maggots if I remember correctly.

[tonnot98]

Dwarf cheese comes from purring maggots if I remember correctly.

It does.

But what does she know about milk?

[Naryar]

Perhaps you can milk a dwarf for cheese? That's where they get dwarf cheese from, right?

Let's not go THAT way.

And yes, if Misty wants to be a cheesemaker she should know about milk and purring maggots.

[Rumrusher]

Yeah, I dont think Misty will start doing Warlocky stuff that requries magic. Not all kids that run away from home, because they dont want to do what their parents tell them, have to become satanists.

have you seen Misty's chosen Gods?
one Misty could just use the soul for fresh SOULCHEESE. I mean Souls are yellow and what also yellow CHEESE. I mean it's wasteful to leave their souls not consumed by noble men.

[Meph]

Rumrusher, I conquer. This makes perfect sense.

[Dwarfy]

Rumrusher, I conquer. This makes perfect sense.

Oh? What are you conquering then? Is it the afterlife?

Oh, and I concur with Ram. Conquer souls>Make SoulCheese>??>Profit

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I am a terrible dwarf. I regret nothing.

[Aslandus]

Rumrusher, I conquer. This makes perfect sense.

Oh? What are you conquering then? Is it the afterlife?

Oh, and I concur with Ram. Conquer souls>Make SoulCheese>??>Profit

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I am a terrible dwarf. I regret nothing.

9 out of 10 dwarves agree, collecting souls is far greater than profit

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Neither do I 

[Naryar]

CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD, SOULS FOR THE SOUL THRONE

or something like that ?

[Meph]

I conquer my grasp of the English language of course.

[wierd]

*Is now strangely curious if ghosts actually COULD be milked... would this produce ghostly cheese, or a cheesed ghost?

[Meph]

*Is now strangely curious if ghosts actually COULD be milked... would this produce ghostly cheese, or a cheesed ghost?

Ghosts only exist of intelligent civ members, which can not be milked. If ghost pets would exist, they could be milked, giving normal milk/cheese.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

So you'd just need to add the [PET] tag to dwarves and make them milkable or make sheep intelligent?

[Meph]

So you'd just need to add the [PET] tag to dwarves and make them milkable or make sheep intelligent?

What? No. Dwarves dont produce milk, and sheep wouldnt be civ members. Neither one would work.

[IndigoFenix]

Raw modding can't make a pet ghost, as far as I'm aware.  However, the ghostliness of a creature is handled by a single tag.  It would be very simple to make a DFhack script that ghosts or de-ghosts a target creature.  Though I'm not sure what effects that would have on things like pathing.

[Meph]

Raw modding can't make a pet ghost, as far as I'm aware.  However, the ghostliness of a creature is handled by a single tag.  It would be very simple to make a DFhack script that ghosts or de-ghosts a target creature.  Though I'm not sure what effects that would have on things like pathing.

Sounds like a perfect script to use with USAGE_HINT:FLEEING. Would be very interesting to see. Could you send me that script, if its easy to write? ^^