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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[mate888]

I thought that looked familiar.  I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole...

SOI CONFIRMED!!!

[Foxite]

TLCM returns this Friday, guys.  Wish me luck on my finals!

(I know it's actually been four days but I couldn't find one for four days. Also of course I'm not blaming you but it's been so long )

[Meph]

Isnt it 2 days later? Its sunday as far as I know.

[Foxite]

Depends on how you view it. It's been 4 days since he said it, but 2 days since Friday. (There was no time card for two days, either.)

[Meph]

As long as its not 28 days...

[zubb2]

That youtube song inspires me.

One day the bay12 dwarves will make it to space of some sort.

Also, I started a forums "catsplosion". Technicaly, sort of.

[Naryar]

Also, I started a forums "catsplosion". Technicaly, sort of.

this made me laugh more than it probably should have

[expwnent]

shitty news, guys.

I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

Again.

I'm posting this via phone.  I'll see if I can get the next update posted tomorrow.

I love Palpatine in that picture.

[evictedSaint]

You are now the terrified girl in the corner.

You just watched your newest best friend get murdered right in front of you.  You politely ask the iron monster for mercy.

You know, if it's okay with that.

The iron monster makes a few noises of confusion, and withdraws its ax from the elf's chest cavity.

Then it lifts its visor.

"What are you on about, love?  That elf didn't getcha, did he?"

Oh...it's not a monster.

It's just a dwarf.

"I mean, your mates all seem righty-oh.  Our markdwarves were pretty dead-on, eh?  Picked the tree-huggers off all nice and square before they could turn on ya.  Never can trust a tree-hugger, cap'n always says!  Tryin' to smuggle their junk into our fortress, down-right insultin' is what it is!"

You take a minute to wipe the blood off your face as the girl goes on.

"Name's Datan Ritas, number Eight of H.E.R.T. Squad Three, 'High Emergency Response Team'!  Cap'n figured it'd only take one to clean up down here.  Can't waste too many bolts on an elf, and SOMEONE'S gotta make sure the buggers are dead!"

"Come on now, hop on up!  Can't fall down every time your neighbor gets an ax in the chest, can we?  Else the entire fort'll be on it's rump!"

next

[pisskop]

Whooo!  Off to meet the creepy old Bookkeeper!

[expwnent]

AAAAAAAAAh yes we've been expecting you...

I like how shocking a classical fort dwarf attitude is to us now that we've met and humanized the elves a bit.

[Knit tie]

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook.

[expwnent]

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.

[Knit tie]

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.

Pretend to be a brewer instead.

Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.

[pisskop]

The nun is my favorite character <3

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.

Pretend to be a brewer instead.

Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.

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