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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[TALLPANZER]

Ask the hansom elf about his bow.

[notquitethere]

Arrive at Shielddawn

[pisskop]

Arrive at Shielddawn

+1.  But behind the elves.  and off to the side, in some more obscure location.  And one at a time.  And refuse to do any work for a week.

[Ultimuh]

Might be a bit of a sensitive matter but..
Ask him about trees, why they condone woodwork and such.
You have only heard stories about elves going to war because wooden bins, but never understood why and things from an Elven perspective.

[Sheo]

Know what it'd be hilarious?

If the elves were treated like elves are /really/ treated in dwarven fortresses, romantic interest status notwithstanding.

Blood, death, trees' wooden tears.

[Evaris]

Know what it'd be hilarious?

If the elves were treated like elves are /really/ treated in dwarven fortresses, romantic interest status notwithstanding.

Blood, death, trees' wooden tears.

And the rare occasion of an elf deciding to turn against their own people on account of the cannibalistic customs of many elven nations, whom usually then join a dwarven kingdom after traveling with a caravan and become badasses on the front lines in order to prove their resolve.

[mate888]

Donkey: experience vivid multicolour trip from hallucinogenic snack.

+1

+2

Might be a bit of a sensitive matter but..
Ask him about trees, why they condone woodwork and such.
You have only heard stories about elves going to war because wooden bins, but never understood why and things from an Elven perspective.

+1

[Ultimuh]

Donkey: experience vivid multicolour trip from hallucinogenic snack.

+1

+2

Might be a bit of a sensitive matter but..
Ask him about trees, why they condone woodwork and such.
You have only heard stories about elves going to war because wooden bins, but never understood why and things from an Elven perspective.

+1

I actually meant Condemn.
Used the wrong word there. *facepalm*

[Rexfelum]

if (ANNOYED_W_FANS==1)
  {
    KILL_CHAR==1;
  }

On a side note. . . If FANS=>200 and CHAR=<30 and we each annoy you we can kill everyone in the story and more?

Wait.  What programming language is this?  'Cause I'm fairly sure that you mean "KILL_CHAR=1;" with a single-equals sign, not that double-equals sign.  It's assigning a value of "true," right?  Then single.

Otherwise, it will just return a value of true or false on whether KILL_CHAR is true.

--Rexfelum

P.S.: How's ANNOYED_W_FANS==1 doing now?

[BadLemonsXI]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

if (ANNOYED_W_FANS==1)
  {
    KILL_CHAR==1;
  }

On a side note. . . If FANS=>200 and CHAR=<30 and we each annoy you we can kill everyone in the story and more?

Wait.  What programming language is this?  'Cause I'm fairly sure that you mean "KILL_CHAR=1;" with a single-equals sign, not that double-equals sign.  It's assigning a value of "true," right?  Then single.

Otherwise, it will just return a value of true or false on whether KILL_CHAR is true.

--Rexfelum

P.S.: How's ANNOYED_W_FANS==1 doing now?

I was going off java script and also your right " KILL_CHAR==1; " can't work maybe making it a function instead  " KILL_CHAR(); " would look better. Or we could just say F**K it this is the internet

[Dwarfy]

if (ANNOYED_W_FANS==1)
  {
    KILL_CHAR==1;
  }

On a side note. . . If FANS=>200 and CHAR=<30 and we each annoy you we can kill everyone in the story and more?

Wait.  What programming language is this?  'Cause I'm fairly sure that you mean "KILL_CHAR=1;" with a single-equals sign, not that double-equals sign.  It's assigning a value of "true," right?  Then single.
Otherwise, it will just return a value of true or false on whether KILL_CHAR is true.
--Rexfelum
P.S.: How's ANNOYED_W_FANS==1 doing now?

I was going off java script and also your right " KILL_CHAR==1; " can't work maybe making it a function instead  " KILL_CHAR(); " would look better. Or we could just say F**K it this is the internet

Ah, internet.
Creating a code line mimicking the actions of the author of a webcomic and then immediately debugging and reworking said code for total accuracy.
Never change. <3

[BadLemonsXI]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

if (ANNOYED_W_FANS==1)
  {
    KILL_CHAR==1;
  }

On a side note. . . If FANS=>200 and CHAR=<30 and we each annoy you we can kill everyone in the story and more?

Wait.  What programming language is this?  'Cause I'm fairly sure that you mean "KILL_CHAR=1;" with a single-equals sign, not that double-equals sign.  It's assigning a value of "true," right?  Then single.
Otherwise, it will just return a value of true or false on whether KILL_CHAR is true.
--Rexfelum
P.S.: How's ANNOYED_W_FANS==1 doing now?

I was going off java script and also your right " KILL_CHAR==1; " can't work maybe making it a function instead  " KILL_CHAR(); " would look better. Or we could just say F**K it this is the internet

Ah, internet.
Creating a code line mimicking the actions of the author of a webcomic and then immediately debugging and reworking said code for total accuracy.
Never change. <3

Haha that post made my day.

[evictedSaint]

1) It was C++
2) You guys were correct in that it could have been written better.

[Dwarfy]

1) It was C++
2) You guys were correct in that it could have been written better.

Clearly.

if (ANNOYED_W_FANS==true)
  {
    KILL_CHAR(rand());
  }

Say, anyone thinking what I am? Generate a text-based webcomic simulator? I feel this is a thing that should be a thing. We should make this a thing.

[TheHossofMoss]

inb4 The Elves are actually stealth weremammoths!