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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Evaris]

Let's see more elf romance stuff.

[Romegypt]

No, no more elf romance stuff please!
And if you want, you can send me all the words, and I'll put them in a format that is easier to read. I am finding it hard to see when someone is speaking, or whether it is descriptive or what. I write semi-professionally, so I'd be good at formatting (I don't want to write it, just format it).

Great story though! Keep up the good work.

[Sheo]

Just began reading this again after stopping on the April Fool's joke...I never realized it was an April Fool's joke.

 

[IndigoFenix]

Just a sidenote: There is nothing in the Masterwork mod that makes people randomly invisible. Except dwarven mages... is Holt a mage? Is Reg hallucinating? Is EvictedSaint using artistic freedom? Will someone punch that tree so hard, it explodes? What will happen next?

The residual time energy generated by a nearby (or directly underground) Cosmic Gear can randomly teleport people back home, or directly to their intended destination if its polarity is reversed.  Are there any gnome settlements in the area?

[AfellowDwarf]

Reg: snap fingers.
Alternately, conclude that Holt is a kobold.

Holt: snap fingers with both hands.

Edit:
Blond elf, become romantically interested in the dwarf woman farmer.

[IronTomato]

Reg: perform Sword Tornado Attack

[evictedSaint]

...I am finding it hard to see when someone is speaking, or whether it is descriptive or what....

Last update modified to use more active voice, so hopefully it's a little clearer.  I'll probably trawl through prior updates at some point and do those, too.

[Evaris]

Reg: snap fingers.
Alternately, conclude that Holt is a kobold.

Holt: snap fingers with both hands.

Edit:
Blond elf, become romantically interested in the dwarf woman farmer.

Make the blond elf by shy and interested in Misty, and have Misty continue to be tsundre.  Make it a cliche romantic comedy like that.

[Tirion]

He is an elf. Elves don't make cheese, for the same reason they don't make wool cloth- they see it as exploitation of the animals, who are their allies. Heart broken...

[pisskop]

He is an elf. Elves don't make cheese, for the same reason they don't make wool cloth- they see it as exploitation of the animals, who are their allies. Heart broken...

yea.  They even encourage the animals to worship their forces.


Ask Darkerdaffodil about his (stupid) God(s)

[WillowLuman]

IDK about Masterwork, but vanilla elves seem to have no problem with meat and animal products. They're probably reverse-vegetarians.

[Talvieno]

That post was amazing. *applauds*

Let's see more elf romance stuff.

+1 to this. My Vanya Carena ("A Skulker's Tale" in my sig) is an elf with a dwarf as a love interest, so it's not that far out there.

Reg: [...] conclude that Holt is a kobold.

+1 to this too.

Make the blond elf by shy and interested in Misty, and have Misty continue to be tsundre.

And +1 to this.

[evictedSaint]

edit: ignore.

[IndigoFenix]

IDK about Masterwork, but vanilla elves seem to have no problem with meat and animal products. They're probably reverse-vegetarians.

I think that elvish morals operate on the basic assumption that all life has an equal right to live.  They don't have a problem with anyone eating anything, plants, animals, or sapients, because most animals aren't picky about eating whatever they want, or killing in self-defense, and you have just as much a right to live and eat as they do.  It's killing trees they don't like, because you're killing a living thing that could not harm you and you can't eat it - a senseless act of murder from the elfy 'all life is equal' philosophy.

[expwnent]

Reg: conclude that Holt is a kobold.

+1