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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[AfellowDwarf]

No, take the sword since it's the only weapon available that does not have wooden parts.

Yes, approach the elves with a weapon. Try to look large. Show your teath.

[Knit tie]

You still don't get it, do you?

[Lyeos]

You still don't get it, do you?

Of course they don't.

Anyways, suggested the weapon thing so our group would be armed next time something like this occurs.

Doubt they'll care as long as we don't try to give it to them.
Even if they do, we got it from the zombies.
We can pass it off as having taken them because we wanted to ask the elves what should be done with them. Or point out that the elf has a WOODEN bow.
And used arrows made with WOOD.
What about that WOODEN spear of theirs?

[Chevaleresse]

Put sword in any available container. Ask one of the other migrants to say hello to the elves.

[pisskop]

Ignore the elves.  Get Rimtar's hammer and keep it moving.

[AfellowDwarf]

Or point out that the elf has a WOODEN bow.
And used arrows made with WOOD.
What about that WOODEN spear of theirs?

Maybe we should save the accusation of hypocricy for when we have to talk down someone with metal weapons? It'd be wastefull to use such a potent diplomatic tool on mere elves.

Ignore the elves.  Get Rimtar's hammer and keep it moving.

Soonds good. +1

[Lyeos]

You people are more insane the typical FG&RP crowd.
And reserving hypocrisy for metal weaponry makes no sense whatsoever.
Besides, it's always time to hone Diplomancy skills.

Anywho, if you insist on leaving behind all the weapons but one, I'll agree that we should grab the hammer.

[AfellowDwarf]

You people are more insane the typical FG&RP crowd.
And reserving hypocrisy for metal weaponry makes no sense whatsoever.
Besides, it's always time to hone Diplomancy skills.

It's.. The. I- What..
What I was trying to say is that telling someone who just made a zombie shish kebab that they're a hypocrite is a bad idea.

As for the hammer, I +'ed that for the Elf ignoring portion.

[pisskop]

We don't belong talking to the elves.  They were only killing unnatural things.

Being a 12 year old, I presume we cant carry every weapon ourselves.  The hammer is priority, and I dont think we have the stomach to check the pockets of all the bodies.  Maybe the nun will?

Also note some weapons are in a state of disrepair.

[Lyeos]

Words.

... Which is exactly why I suggested having almost everyone in the group take a weapon? So we wouldn't be trying to take all of them on our own?

And so what if they're in disrepair? I'd take a mildly broken axe over nothing. And avoiding the elves is cool - take the weapons, though.

[pisskop]

Dont forget the arrow thats in them then

[keyreper]

aren't elves still cannibals? I suggest running.

[YAHG]

Dont forget the arrow thats in them then

Yes even without a bow arrows are mighty deadly..

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Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

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Thus even MORE effective weapons.

Maybe if we tell the elves that we tried to tell the zombies not to kill that tree that, just ,just they would'nt listen and its just, just so great that the elves came by and rescued us..

Because we are on our way to ShieldDawn to enlighten them as to the divine nature of the arboreal form...

Surely they would appreciate that? 

aren't elves still cannibals? I suggest running.

Give them his head, maybe they are hungry?

[Baffler]

No, silly. The elves will eat the zombies, if anything, as they only eat their fallen enemies. Also, we just got saved (admittedly from our own idiocy) by these fellows. At least a thank you is in order. Assuming they didn't just shoot the zombies first because they were closer together of course.

+1 to hammer acquisition.

[greycat]

Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

Misty just turned 12.  She is officially an adult.  This is canon from earlier in the story.

Take the hammer.  Thank the elves for their help.  Tell the elves you are going to Shielddawn, and that they are welcome to visit for trade.

Ignore the voices in your head that tell you to do silly things (like talking to zombies that your former leader just attacked).