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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[expwnent]

It is decided. Mistêm "Wheeldream" Kolnåzom: Future Cheese Necromancer.

[Arthropleura]

Yes! Cheese necromancy! +1

[Blightedmarsh]

Wanted: Mistêm "Wheeldream" Kolnåzom
Succubus Cheeseromancer at large. "Got milk?"

[expwnent]

I think "Necrocheeser" sounds better than "Cheeseromancer".

[BadLemonsXI]

Love how this is all from something that I pointed out in a old post. should we go back and see if we missed anything else?

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I think "Necrocheeser" sounds better than "Cheeseromancer".

I don't know, cheese-romancer has a ring to it...

[expwnent]

Cheeseromancer implies that she's romancing the cheese, though. That's taking it one too far.

[IndigoFenix]

Tyromancer.  It is actually a real practice, though it just means divining from the coagulation of cheese.

Of course, necromancy is itself a bit of a misnomer as it is (it should just be divination from the dead) so you would probably prefer tyrourge or tyrokinesis.

Tyromancy sounds cool though.

[greycat]

Tyromancer.  It is actually a real practice, though it just means divining from the coagulation of cheese.

The best word I could think of is "Lactomancy", but that's just milk, not full-blown cheese.  And it's not even a real thing!  I think.

[expwnent]

I don't see the benefit of saying it in latin. Necrocheeser is pretty self-defining even if you've never heard the word before.

[IndigoFenix]

Now I want to make an actual tyromancy option for Masterwork.  Or just an 'anything golem' magic workshop that includes cheese as a valid material.  The construct-creature script allows stuff like that.  But that's up to Meph, of course.

[CaptainMcClellan]

If we're going green, why not use the lime variant? It's easier to see.

Yea.

So, about all that. Why do we have to be so complicated? ( Stupid question I know, but still. ) Sometimes the simplest answer is the best. "Cheese Mage"

[AfellowDwarf]

So, about all that. Why do we have to be so complicated? ( Stupid question I know, but still. ) Sometimes the simplest answer is the best. "Cheese Mage"

Nah, that just sounds cheesy. I am very sorry.

[greycat]

Cheese wizard.

No, wait.  Cheese Whizard!

[expwnent]

Cheese Wizard could mean any sort of magic to do with cheese. Necrocheeser means raising cheeses from the dead to be your servants.