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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Talvieno]

I imagine he would be pompously dramatic, actually. It might be effective... on those who didn't know what was going on.

"Oh, Armok's Infinite Beard!!!" *clutches at chest and staggers, reeling dramatically* "I think... I think I'm dying!! How can a god die?!?! Oh, what a world!!!"

[AfellowDwarf]

He's the 306th iteration of the god of suicide and reëncarnation: This is a creature that killed the same god 305 times, whilst being that same god himself.

[TheSaberTooth]

CCCVI
XXXVI
XXCI
MNBFILJHWLIH

BRAIN. OVERHEATING.
TheSaberTooth has melted.

[Dwarfy]

CCCVI
XXXVI
XXCI
MNBFILJHWLIH

BRAIN. OVERHEATING.
TheSaberTooth has melted.

Those wacky Romans- Melting people since the 6th century!

[Talvieno]

CCCVI
XXXVI
XXCI
MNBFILJHWLIH

BRAIN. OVERHEATING.
TheSaberTooth has melted.

Those wacky Romans- Melting people since the 6th century!

Dwarves are wackier.


"Class, if Urist has a stack of six bolts and Likot gives him a stack of nineteen bolts, how many bolts does he have? ...Yes, Catten?"
"Twenty-five bolts, Ms. Zulban?"
"No, Catten, that's wrong. Anyone else? ...No? All right, the correct answer is that Urist has a stack of six bolts and a stack of nineteen bolts altogether, because you can't add bolts to a stack of bolts."

[CaptainMcClellan]

Bob's kill list must be a monster.

No, his kill list has nothing on it. The attributed deaths though...the number is huge. He doesn't kill things. He bores them to death until they kill themselves. Everything about him is boring. His name. His mortal form. Even when he dies, it's boring.

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He just comes back again.

I imagine he would be pompously dramatic, actually. It might be effective... on those who didn't know what was going on.

"Oh, Armok's Infinite Beard!!!" *clutches at chest and staggers, reeling dramatically* "I think... I think I'm dying!! How can a god die?!?! Oh, what a world!!!"

Even more evidence that he is the Necromancer patron! That's the Necromancer defense mechanism, being so dramatic and flourished that noone can bear to read your boring writing so that noone else learns the secrets of life and death!

[Raul351]

This is just my 2 copper coins on Bob
Bob always changes form when he dies but he always has a mask. He is less the god of sadness, and more the god of change. Though suicide is one of the extreme means which he can grant you change, it is the most effective way to offer a new life. He is known for his foolish quotes on the nature of life and inspiring folly in writings of the necromancers. He is often dramatic and tends to exaggerate. It is said that with his change of form comes the change of seasons, while others think he only changes with the eras. The one thing they agree with is that he never stays the same.

[evictedSaint]

If you guys have come to a consensus, could one of you post the decided names, assumed appearances, as well as their relative activity in the world (scale of 1-10), please?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
God of Suicide and Reincarnation:             Bob CCCVI
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire

Shall we put it up to a poll then, in the interest of more story soon? Yes or no for this arrangement, perhaps?

All for, +1. With the CCCVI instead of XXXVI, XXXVI being 36, and CCCVI being 306.

I think this is pretty much the consensus. At least as far as names. As per appearances, I dunno if we've come to an agreement, but I personally don't care too much about that and would rather see updates, so I'm green-lighting every proposed appearance I've seen so far.

[Talvieno]

Deception and Drink - 6
Fortresses and Conquest - 9
Suicide and Reincarnation - 2
Wealth and Gems - 6
Children and Protection - 4
Knowledge and Rage - 7


here's the other bit.


I'm all for Raul's stuff, it looks freakin' awesome.

[Rumrusher]

This is just my 2 copper coins on Bob
Bob always changes form when he dies but he always has a mask. He is less the god of sadness, and more the god of change. Though suicide is one of the extreme means which he can grant you change, it is the most effective way to offer a new life. He is known for his foolish quotes on the nature of life and inspiring folly in writings of the necromancers. He is often dramatic and tends to exaggerate. It is said that with his change of form comes the change of seasons, while others think he only changes with the eras. The one thing they agree with is that he never stays the same.

Bob well known for his earlier days of life by learning the secret of life and death not from some demon scribbles but wondering what's that second black void in the sky did,
and ponder real hard until doing so cause himself poking into his own Soul... and alter it. At first he picture immortality to be fate worst than death, after a couple eons of wonder around doing what ever he just got bored of it and felt it was just an offswitch that stored your essence into a room. Couple eons took Bob to finally reach godhood and cast aside his tower. He ended up with a following from left over companions and forts he started back when he was BOB_103. The other Gods wonder if the mask is a smiley face or a nose. Bob lost a good 100 lives from Armok being not to please at someone surpassing Demi-godhood, and  20 from looking at Bookfire Funny.

[Dwarfy]

Deception and Drink - 6
Fortresses and Conquest - 9
Suicide and Reincarnation - 2
Wealth and Gems - 6
Children and Protection - 4
Knowledge and Rage - 7

I'm all for Raul's stuff, it looks freakin' awesome.

I most wholeheartedly concur with this sentiment.
Though appearances are of course the final decision of evictedSaint, master craftsdwarf.

[Arcvasti]

Deception and Drink - 6
Fortresses and Conquest - 9
Suicide and Reincarnation - 2
Wealth and Gems - 6
Children and Protection - 4
Knowledge and Rage - 7

I'm all for Raul's stuff, it looks freakin' awesome.

I most wholeheartedly concur with this sentiment.
Though appearances are of course the final decision of evictedSaint, master craftsdwarf.

+1

[CaptainMcClellan]

Deception and Drink - 6
Fortresses and Conquest - 9
Suicide and Reincarnation - 2
Wealth and Gems - 6
Children and Protection - 4
Knowledge and Rage - 7

I'm all for Raul's stuff, it looks freakin' awesome.

I most wholeheartedly concur with this sentiment.
Though appearances are of course the final decision of evictedSaint, master craftsdwarf.

+1

Might already have said so, but +1. We're all looking forward to the next update.

[Dwarfy]

Easy reference; [God][Name][Activity]

Goddess of Deception and Drink:     Cakewine         - 6
God of Fortresses and Conquest:    Boatmurdered   - 9
God of Suicide and Reincarnation:   Bob CCCVI        - 2
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:        Golddug           - 6
God of Children and Protection:      Babyshield        - 4
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:    Bookfire           - 7

Note: Activity is of course variable, and may change throughout the story.