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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[WillowLuman]

Besides, cheese is not merely to be eaten like common food every day. No no, cheese is for special occasions, a venerable confection that deserves the respect of all Dwarves!

[AfellowDwarf]

Misty seems oblivious to her status, utterly convinced the world needs more cheese, and proud that she's going to be just the royally-appointed dwarfette (no beard) to do it.

So, if she's going to eliminate threats to her status, it will largely be by accident not intention, such as deconstructing the wall to an unforbidden room, getting by the distracted guards, and bumping down the hill.

Yes, of course. Misty wouldn't want to hurt anyone. But that plump helmet man does look rather tasty. A little bite wouldn't hurt much. I don't think Misty has eaten yet. Plump helmet men don't feel pain, right? Yes, they definitely don't. Probably. I bet they even like being eaten: Misty would be doing it a favor. And if Misty does eat it to death, then the greater need for cheesemakers will just be a bonus, and Misty wouldn't have done it on purpuse, she would never want to hurt anyone. It was an accident. And that plump helmet man was looking very tasty at that moment. It should've known someone would eat him if he made himself look that way. So, really, it was his fault. Misty is the real victim here. She should just forget about it and go about her way. And hey, there's one thing less standing in her way to becoming accepted as a cheesemaker, that's a happy coincedence.

[Elpis]

Plump helmet man doesn't give his name. A super hero never reveals his secret identity!

[AfellowDwarf]

Plump helmet man doesn't give his name. A super hero never reveals his secret identity!

Ooh, we should try to find him a little cape!

[peregarrett]

Yes, of course. Misty wouldn't want to hurt anyone. But that plump helmet man does look rather tasty. A little bite wouldn't hurt much. I don't think Misty has eaten yet. Plump helmet men don't feel pain, right? Yes, they definitely don't. Probably. I bet they even like being eaten: Misty would be doing it a favor. And if Misty does eat it to death, then the greater need for cheesemakers will just be a bonus, and Misty wouldn't have done it on purpuse, she would never want to hurt anyone. It was an accident. And that plump helmet man was looking very tasty at that moment. It should've known someone would eat him if he made himself look that way. So, really, it was his fault. Misty is the real victim here. She should just forget about it and go about her way. And hey, there's one thing less standing in her way to becoming accepted as a cheesemaker, that's a happy coincedence.

That would made her big, or small, depending on the side where she bite him. Better try that on someone not important.

Also, mushroom-flavoured cheese is great!

[AfellowDwarf]

Also, mushroom-flavoured cheese is great!

Wouldn't we need a female plump helmet man for that?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Nope. Just chuck the chunks of PHM into the cheese curds and churn. Wait, that's butter... How is cheese made again?

[AfellowDwarf]

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.

[WillowLuman]

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.

After all, every superhero needs a helmet to protect their mind from evildoers!

[peregarrett]

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.

+1 to this.
Present it as a hat.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.

+1 to this.
Present it as a hat.

+2, We need to see that she can actually craft cheese anyway.

[Talvieno]

Okay, so, what people have decided on (by popular vote, mainly, with the farmers splitting a name as the specific farmer wasn't specified by Zaerosz):

Engineer: Cog "Aristotle" Uristsodel
Nun: Kulet Lokunnomel
Farmer: Deler Adatith
Child:  Rovod Datanzust
Farmer: Neb Uristdodok
Smith: Rimtar Iridmedtob
Plump Helmet Man: Super "Plumpy" PlumpHelmetMan

edited with new nun name

[CaptainMcClellan]

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )

[Baffler]

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )

Dammit, ninja'd.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )

Dammit, ninja'd.

Haha!