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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[MDFification]

Bribe the guards with delicious cheese! No self-respecting dwarf will admit to not liking cheese!

[Necrisha]

>Head to father's office and engrave masterful images of cheese after the guards leave the room. Become an engraver engraving only images of cheese until someone gets annoyed enough to send you to a budding fortress where you can practice your craft.

[peregarrett]

>Get into talking with Reg. Convince her to change outfit with you, so you'll disguise yourself as Reg, while she stays in your room. Nobody finds that out as long as you wear that full helmet.

[evictedSaint]

The bonuses just keep coming

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[CaptainMcClellan]

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.

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>Get into talking with Reg. Convince her to change outfit with you, so you'll disguise yourself as Reg, while she stays in your room. Nobody finds that out as long as you wear that full helmet.

This is also a good possibility, but recruits hacking things to pieces usually leads to much fun. Everyone loves a windmill crusader. OO! That leads to an even better idea!
>Tell Reg that there's a forgotten beast outside and point to the windmill. Let zeal and ax-crazy do it's work. ( Hopefully you'll get a "Duke cancels Long Boring Lecture, interrupted by recruit" )

[slowpokez]

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.

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+4

Math intensifies

[catenate]

The bonuses just keep coming

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The mountainhome has peas?!

No wonder few migrate away, only the pea-haters.

[pruneytoes]

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.

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+2

+3

+4

Math intensifies

+6

[AfellowDwarf]

Ooh, it's another of these. Quite funny.

Also, +math

[Arowhun]

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.

+ 1

+2

+3

+4

Math intensifies

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+7

Then, steal some supplies from the stockpiles, and go off on a journey to find ShieldDawn!

Awesome art btw.

[evictedSaint]

Ooh, it's another of these. Quite funny.

Everyone keeps saying "another of these things".

Has someone done this sort of thing before?  If so, can someone link me so I can look at it?

[CaptainMcClellan]

They don't necessarially mean another "Dwarf Fortress" comic. They just mean a Tumblr-style webcomic wherein the forumites vote upon the desired outcome and then the maker ignores this and just does what he thinks will produce the most lulz. ( Unless all of the forumites are in agreement on one plot point, wherein the maker is forced to. See the kobold thing. ) Or at least, I haven't seen another Tumblr-style that is about Dwarf Fortress. So +1 for linking if it exists.

[AfellowDwarf]

Well, there's Likot, A Peasant Dwarf and Cloudspritehttp://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122065.0. Conveniently, they link to one another.

A Peasant dwarf has been discontinued, though, and Likot is in russian.


Let's practice lying. Talk about the craftmanship of the container, but call it oaken instead of, say, willow.

[NAV]

You should put a link to Cloussprite it the OP. Continue the chain!

[Timeless Bob]

The bonuses just keep coming

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mountainhome has peas?!

No wonder few migrate away, only the pea-haters.

Archers with blowguns become "pea-shooters"... o_o