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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Henny]

>beg to the baron not to be thrown out

> Beg to the baron *to* be thrown out, to be out of his hair.  Er, beard.

Reverse psychology, always mostly sometimes works.

[Lidku]

>Dwarfenly seduce the Baron!

[Mr Space Cat]

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I love this. This was hilarious.

Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

And if this fails, >more running! This time we have eyeholes eyeballs to see, you see, so it can't fail. We can't screw up running.

[CaptainMcClellan]

>Offer to make a cheesewheel in return for freedom. Then when he says yes, pretend to go do that and escape in some convoluted way involving bad sneaking, crappy disguises, and walking behind a certain simple-minded, heavy-set dwarf peasant.

[evictedSaint]

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> tell him there is troll in the living quarters who broke the door and let you out. You ran and hid in the bin and thus escaped that dumb creature. While they gather the guards, wish everyone good luck and join the travellers.

Told you you should have taken a door and held it in front of you to block vision. Bins are always under close scrutiny, because there could be prohibited items in them.

Misty:
Claim that just now, the export of trousers has been banned by the mayor, and you're on a Store Item in Bin job to collect those the migrants are wearing. Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

>babble incoherently then demand giant spider silk, and cut star rubies.

Um...well...

There was...a Troll! Yeah!  It broke into your room, and, and it was wrecking the door!  It busted up everything!  And so, you ESCAPED!  You ran away from the Troll, the Troll in the dungeon, and, you came up to the depo to get away, yeah!  So you decided to hide in the bin, from the Troll, in the dungeon, and you should get the guards to get it, and also, you need some giant spider silk and star rubies, for a reason that you can't explain, and...um...the mayor!  Yeah, the mayor!  He banned trousers from being exported! So you were just taking that bin on a 'store items' job to get the pants the migrants were wearing, yeah!  Because, then they'd be exporting trousers!  You can talk to the mayor if you want to dispute it, but...

Um...

Well...

You'll need his pants?

Oops.

next

[Cellmonk]

PTW
erm... beg not to be thrown out. maybe he'll throw you out.

[Mr Space Cat]

>run.

[Lielac]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and squeaking. PTW.

[peregarrett]

"I am the mayor"
> "Not anymore! You've just lost your elections!"

[Lielac]

"I am the mayor"
> "Not anymore! You've just lost your elections!"

> How good are Misty's social skills? Maybe she's the new mayor!

[CaptainMcClellan]

> Tell him that he should really get his stuff straight then. Ask him how it is that he doesn't remember ordering Misty to do this job.

[MDFification]

Quick, go on your break! Nobody can tell you to do anything while you're on your break!

[evictedSaint]

The next update may be a while.  I've gotta standardize Misty's sprite, so I don't have to constantly redraw her back or just mirror her over whenever she looks in an opposite direction.  Plus the next page, plus a bunch of other sprites I may have to draw up.

[Larix]

Congratulate the Duke for winning the mayoral elections. This calls for...

a Party! Tell all the migrants, so they can get a solid week of partying in before they embark!

[slowpokez]

Parties? Pfff...
I'd say the occasion calls for a good ol' tantrum, eh?



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Great work so far btw, love the deatails