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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[DreamerGhost]

That's some 5/5 fanart. Good, somwhat disturbing but good.

[evictedSaint]

+1 and Grow an beard, like all the true dwarf ladys

No, no, she's cute without it.
But, having a fake beard would be useful to disguise herself as a male dwarf. Yes, we need a fake beard.
And go throw a party at the main dining hall, that's how the birthday is supposed to go!

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hey nice thread, have some fanart of Misty with her beard.

Holy shit, I'm in love.  This is beautiful, thank you so much! <3!!!!

[Evilsx]

+1 and Grow an beard, like all the true dwarf ladys

No, no, she's cute without it.
But, having a fake beard would be useful to disguise herself as a male dwarf. Yes, we need a fake beard.
And go throw a party at the main dining hall, that's how the birthday is supposed to go!

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hey nice thread, have some fanart of Misty with her beard.

Holy shit, I'm in love.  This is beautiful, thank you so much! <3!!!!

See, we must give all other female dwarfs beards

[evictedSaint]

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I particularly like how they gave her midnight-blue cap a mustache. :')

[PlayingGood]

Looks like the coast is clear...you make a run for it.

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That is so freaking awesome.

>Don't forget large copper dagger, no adventurer should be without one.

[evictedSaint]

This is frustrating!

They're all crowded around the Great Gate...how are you supposed to get past if they're blocking the only way out?  If only there was some way to sneak by...

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>Use Misty Snake tactics: A simple bin can be a great disguise.

Great idea!  There are some bins left over from the last caravan that passed through the mountainhome; it looks like no one's gotten around to hauling them away just yet.  If you hide inside one, you can sneak by, completely unseen!  What a Brilliant Plan!!!

Initiating Operation: Box Viper!

Kinda hard to see in here...

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>run for the gate, and watch out for and avoid the authority keeping dwarves.

Oh right, better hurry! You don't have much time left!

Oohf!  Oh, no, wait a second, you're all turned around-there's a wall here?  Where are you?  Maybe you can just...you just gotta...Ugh!  This stupid thing needs some eye holes!

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>Run after them immediately. Perform sweet dwarven parkour if necessary.

+1 for sweet dwarven parkour.  no need for it to be necessary just do it!

Oops.

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[Gnorm]

> Go into a martial-trance with your backpack!

[peregarrett]

> tell him there is troll in the living quarters who broke the door and let you out. You ran and hid in the bin and thus escaped that dumb creature. While they gather the guards, wish everyone good luck and join the travellers.

[Larix]

Told you you should have taken a door and held it in front of you to block vision. Bins are always under close scrutiny, because there could be prohibited items in them.

Misty:
Claim that just now, the export of trousers has been banned by the mayor, and you're on a Store Item in Bin job to collect those the migrants are wearing. Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

[Monitor Lisard]

Told you you should have taken a door and held it in front of you to block vision. Bins are always under close scrutiny, because there could be prohibited items in them.

Misty:
Claim that just now, the export of trousers has been banned by the mayor, and you're on a Store Item in Bin job to collect those the migrants are wearing. Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

THIS.

[brokegamer]

Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

Genius 

[Tomcost]

So PTWing this.

[Necrisha]

>babble incoherently then demand giant spider silk, and cut star rubies.

[Henny]

>beg to the baron not to be thrown out

[catenate]

>beg to the baron not to be thrown out

> Beg to the baron *to* be thrown out, to be out of his hair.  Er, beard.