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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[QuakeIV]

+1 to vampirization now that it has been brought to my attention

[A_Curious_Cat]

We need a poll.

Everyone gets one vote.


Except me.

I get 10 trillion.

[Egan_BW]

Bold of you to assume this will ever update again.

(note this is not my real opinion this post just exists to get evicted to update out of spite)

[QuakeIV]

really spite updates are the best kind, as we all know

[Iä! RIAKTOR!]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

[Dunamisdeos]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

- (N+1) where N= the previous vote. MISTY IS A WHOLESOME TREASURE AND SHOULD NOT BE DAMAGED BY AN UNENDING THIRST FOR INNOCENT BLOOD, OR WORSE, BEING A DF OVERSEER.

[QuakeIV]

Imagine becoming a legendary cheesemaker only to die at like 200 like some kind of chump

[Luckyowl]

I hope this get updated so bad! I really want to see a plump helmet revolt so badly! This is such a good ISG! Misty is basically the disney princess of Dwarf Fortress. 

[Naturegirl1999]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

- (N+1) where N= the previous vote. MISTY IS A WHOLESOME TREASURE AND SHOULD NOT BE DAMAGED BY AN UNENDING THIRST FOR INNOCENT BLOOD, OR WORSE, BEING A DF OVERSEER.

+(v+1) where v is the number that the previous post subtracted

Her becoming a vampire will allow for cheese making practice, also she can subsist on the blood of the animals she milks for the cheese

[Dunamisdeos]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

- (N+1) where N= the previous vote. MISTY IS A WHOLESOME TREASURE AND SHOULD NOT BE DAMAGED BY AN UNENDING THIRST FOR INNOCENT BLOOD, OR WORSE, BEING A DF OVERSEER.

+(v+1) where v is the number that the previous post subtracted

Her becoming a vampire will allow for cheese making practice, also she can subsist on the blood of the animals she milks for the cheese

while (Misty !== Vampire) {
  // disallow vampire
}

[A_Curious_Cat]

If the queen happens to cut herself on some cutlery or something accidentally and is bleeding, be sure to kiss the wound to make it all better.

-1 from me. I may be in the minority, but I'd rather not have vampire Misty.

-1 from me as well.

-1 from me as well

-1 from me as well.
This ISG is called The Littlest Cheesemaker, not The Littlest Vampire Cheesemaker.
Jokes aside, I feel that her becoming a vampire just wouldn't feel right storywise. It would be jumping the shark at this point.

+5 from me, she will have a lot of time for training her cheesemaker skill as vampire, also she will become Overseer

-6.  We don’t want her stuck in a room full of levers for all eternity.

+7, she can break doors in tantrum or just go out when will be her turn for become Overseer.

- (N+1) where N= the previous vote. MISTY IS A WHOLESOME TREASURE AND SHOULD NOT BE DAMAGED BY AN UNENDING THIRST FOR INNOCENT BLOOD, OR WORSE, BEING A DF OVERSEER.

+(v+1) where v is the number that the previous post subtracted

Her becoming a vampire will allow for cheese making practice, also she can subsist on the blood of the animals she milks for the cheese

while (Misty !== Vampire) {
  // disallow vampire
}

I think you’ve got a syntax error there.  There’s an extra ‘=‘ sign in your inequality.  Also, the body of the loop just contains a comment, so it doesn’t really do anything.

[QuakeIV]

Its symbolic of the fact that he will fail to prevent the vampirization because he didn't bother to implement the code before it was needed.

[Foxite]

I think you’ve got a syntax error there.  There’s an extra ‘=‘ sign in your inequality.  Also, the body of the loop just contains a comment, so it doesn’t really do anything.

No syntax error. It's in a language that uses weak typing and has a distinct 'equality' (==) operator and 'identity' operator (===).

Code: [Select]

console.write('1' == 1); // true
console.write('1' === 1); // false

As for logic errors, there are plenty. It doesn't make sense to say `Misty === vampire` in any language I'm aware of. Unless there's a single vampire and the `vampire` symbol refers to the creature who is currently "the vampire", which I doubt, though I guess in some language the === operator could double as a polymorphic operator, in which we ask if Misty implements the `vampire` interface. In this context, this is more useful if the language has a highly dynamic typing system in which an existing object can change which interfaces it implements at any time. (So we could make Misty a vampire by adding the right interface.) I'm not aware of such a language, but it sounds interesting (and also something I'd hope to never have to use).

As for the while loop, assuming this is a single-threaded model, it effectively hangs execution using an indefinite busy-wait and makes sure nobody ever gets to change Misty's status. This doesn't work if the code is reached when Misty is already a vampire. Perhaps they intended to hang the execution if Misty ever becomes a vampire, like a nuclear punishment to whoever made her a vampire.

[Dunamisdeos]

So look, was the thing I pasted from the internet after 5 minutes of googling right or not?

#hashtagfakecode

[QuakeIV]

Oh snap it its a while loop good point, it will just grind the entire universe to a screeching halt