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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Madman198237]

eS did claim that he was working on an update some time ago.

I can poke him on Discord, mercilessly, if necessary.

[Moonstone_Flower]

Finally read through what has been posted of this.  It brought some colour and life to otherwise bleak days.  Thank you, evictedSaint, you are a true master.

[ShinyandKittens]

I can poke him on Discord, mercilessly, if necessary.

Mercilessly...

*winces*

[evictedSaint]

Six months on the dot, TLCM will resume updates.

I took an unexpected hiatus, got lost in the Forum Games and Roleplaying section of bay12, ran an Arms Race game, and took a small break from anything that requires periodic updates, and then buckled down to finish up the next update.

Update in a couple hours.  Thanks everyone for being patient, the fanart is truly amazing and I'm looking forward to adding it all to the OP

[Egan_BW]

Update in a couple hours.

You know, now would be a perfect time to disappear for a few years. ;p

[RAM]

Nice avatar!

[evictedSaint]

Okay. 
Okay, enough of the water works. 
Yes, you've made your first-ever cheese, and yes it is perfect in literally every way ever. 
But you can't be a professional cheesemaker and a member of the Royal Cheesemakers if you get teary-eyed every time you cook up a cheesewheel. 

Reign it back a bit, girl. 
You got this.





And of course no cheesewheel is complete without the cheesemakers mark! 
You need to imprint your symbol onto this cheese and proudly claim it as one of yours, so all who see your ☼Masterwork Cheese☼ will know just whose hand crafted it! 
This cheese is made with Holy Milk, and you put so much time and effort into it! 
Go on, mark it as your own!





Okay, we don't have any tools to stamp it - you'll need to make a cheese stamp with your logo (which you'll also need to make) to make this easier in the future. 

Luckily, the cheese is a lovely soft and goopy texture, so you can make do with your finger.  Just gotta...put your name in here...





Aaaaaand there!  "Misty" should do. 
You kind of ran out of space near the "y" so you couldn't put in your last name too, but obviously anyone who sees it will know you're the maker.





Is this not the most delicious cheesewheel you've ever seen? 
So perfectly yellowed, with a nice perimeter of...blue stuff.  It looks great! 

Part of you wants to cut out a nice thick wedge and try it out, but it's a poor cheesemaker who eats up all her work. 
This cheese is fit only for the Queen, or a God.





*Gasp!*





You should show Cowsea!!! 

She's going to be so proud!!!


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[Haspen]

Get the cheese to Cowsea!

[squiddwarf16]

Get the cheese to Cowsea!

+1 Run fast

[AoshimaMichio]

Get the cheese to Cowsea!

+1
But Cowsea is not impressed.

[RAM]

+1
But Cowsea is not impressed.

But of course she would be impressed. She must just "love..." that enthusiasm. And all that innocent optimism will be just "wonderful..." on her quest to, umm, get more cheesemakers around here? No doubt when they see this divine cheese the cooks will praise it and treat it with all the delicacy and respect that it deserves...

[NJW2000]

Blue stuff

How did she mature the cheese in thirty minutes?

+1 million for updates generally btw.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Get the cheese to Cowsea!

+1

[dustywayfarer]

+1 for another POST!

[Dunamisdeos]

Evictedsaint is using my Halloween gif avatar. This is quite pleasing to me.

Spoiler: But on the inside.... (click to show/hide)

Also:  Go and receive the undoubtedly snarky blessing of Cowsea immediately!