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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Foxite]

ES has updated. Praise the lord.

[Haspen]

THE CHEESE HAS BEEN MADE!!

...

So what no-

Now to kill off Misty.

I:<

[IndigoFenix]

Misty: feed a bit of cheese to SmallerDaffodil.  Just to be sure.

[Rydel]

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

[Foxite]

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

+1 to both

[Madman198237]

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

Since there was +1 above, +2 to both.

Oh, and
Consider how to impress the local nobility with your fantastic cheesemaking abilities, right after you present it to the cow.

Because MORE FUN, right?

[WillowLuman]

Remember to stamp your cheese so no one else takes credit!

Also, MOUSE!!!

[AzyWng]

+1 To stamping the cheese, and make that a +3 to the haunting and testing.

[Sir Knight]

It's beautiful.

Other observations:

Terrifying.

Inexplicable.

Miraculous.

Blue-tinted?

Adequate for striking a mugger over the head?  Seriously, how did it get so dry so quickly?  Is "dwarf cheese" like "dwarf bread" in that it can be used as a weapon?

WHERE DID THE INTACT LEMON GO?

Inspect for irregularities, aberrations, inclusions, and divine intervention.  Also ask your god about that.

[BadLemonsXI]

I have no words other then "It's beautiful"

[RAM]

I would make a crack about crying over spilt milk, but I just can't...

[oldmansutton]

Now to kill off Misty.

Smallerdaffodil cracks Misty over the head, and takes credit for the cheese.  The REAL littlest cheesemaker is revealed at last in a demented plot twist.

Heh.

[Dunamisdeos]

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

+1 to both

+1

[voliol]

> Stamp the cheese, and present it to Cowsea for inspection and approval

[Dunamisdeos]

Did anyone else notice that Misty is now armed with some kind of kitchen knife in her vest?