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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[greycat]

Poor Cowsea, playing second fiddle to some stupid mortal queen for Misty's devotion.

Good to see Misty moving forward, though.

[Dunamisdeos]

I feel like you all are missing the real point of this story.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

JOIN THE RESISTANCE

PLUMPY WILL RISE

I was going to add gradients of shade, but my pen started leaking.

[Ancalagon_TB]

"And I'll get my own Royal Cheesemaker Corps backpack"

This is sublime

[evictedSaint]

I feel like you all are missing the real point of this story.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

JOIN THE RESISTANCE

PLUMPY WILL RISE

I was going to add gradients of shade, but my pen started leaking.

This is amazing, oh my god. 

Don't worry, Plumpy and the Mushroom Uprising Arc will return next chapter, guys.

[Rexfelum]

If you think it looks appropriately-awesome on paper, then congratulations will be in order for becoming a "published author."  I didn't realize there was enough art to fill out enough total pages.  But, you know, the art has been really lovely, and your friends did a chunk of the work for you.  So revel in the opportunity!

--Rexfelum

[Aslandus]

Technically if you're the only living member of the fortress, then the entire fortress will be worshippers of Cowsea... So you've just gotta get the entire population killed somehow...

Release all the animals and prisoners, then lock yourself in a room until everything resolves itself

[expwnent]

"What if I made some holy cow cheese - "

"I think that's called swiss."

I laughed way too much at this...

Also, huzzah! It was only 13 minutes away from not being "later tonight"! Was all ready to call the cops and everything

I'm a dumb and it took me a minute to get that.

[greycat]

Get a bucket.  Milk Cowsea.  Enter a strange mood!  Make an Artifact Cheese that can be cooked into meals forever, without being consumed.

[Ancalagon_TB]

Get a bucket.  Milk Cowsea.  Enter a strange mood!  Make an Artifact Cheese that can be cooked into meals forever, without being consumed.

That would be more useful than 95% of artifacts produced.    The eternal unsolvable  cheese of enduring flavor...

[Dunamisdeos]

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.

[NJW2000]

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.

...

"... I just heard "farmdwarf"..."

[tsuki66]

Find the new overseer. Lie about current skills. Ask for a change of labors.

Alternatively, there might be a priest(ess) of Cowsea in the church area who could help with the Quest...

[Button]

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

If you can't tell which milk or cheese is Cowsea's, hang around the trade depot and hope that trading is set to "Anyone can trade." Just stepping in while the human caravan is present should give you enough Appraisal skill to let you identify rough dorfbuck values.

[cochramd]

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.

...

"... I just heard "farmdwarf"..."

Amen to that, we'll be crosstraining her cheesemaking stats anyways.

Technically if you're the only living member of the fortress, then the entire fortress will be worshippers of Cowsea... So you've just gotta get the entire population killed somehow...

Release all the animals and prisoners, then lock yourself in a room until everything resolves itself

Negatory, too likely to result in self-termination.

Talk to the nun, then head to the library and start reading books on theology and logic. We're going to convince everyone to follow Cowsea with the power of rhetoric!

[Gwolfski]

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

If you can't tell which milk or cheese is Cowsea's, hang around the trade depot and hope that trading is set to "Anyone can trade." Just stepping in while the human caravan is present should give you enough Appraisal skill to let you identify rough dorfbuck values.

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