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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Max™]

Venomous* snakes are far deadlier than non-venomous snakes.

How do you know I didn't mean keelback snakes?

Keelback snakes require vicious force-feeders to be of any use, though.

Perhaps I intended to give the UPS delivery guy very specific instructions... certainly I didn't accidentally use poisonous for venomous, what an absurd idea. >.>

[Calidovi]

Venomous* snakes are far deadlier than non-venomous snakes.

How do you know I didn't mean keelback snakes?

Keelback snakes require vicious force-feeders to be of any use, though.

Perhaps I intended to give the UPS delivery guy very specific instructions... certainly I didn't accidentally use poisonous for venomous, what an absurd idea. >.>

I honestly had my bets on paid forcefeeder hitman.

[gamerscout]

Anyways, no killing of main characters. Not at this point. It will not achieve anything storywise.

+1

[karhell]

Anyways, no killing of main characters. Not at this point. It will not achieve anything storywise.

+1

+1

[evictedSaint]

Anyways, no killing of main characters. Not at this point. It will not achieve anything storywise.

+1

+1

I'm pretty sure I've found a happy compromise on the "murder/don't murder" scale for the next update.

[spazyak]

OH NO! That doesn't sound good!

[Sver]

I'm neither see any point in killing off main characters.
But we all have to pay respect to other people's wishes...

Nah, just kidding.
ES, please, keep the main characters alive.

[Madman198237]

Oh no.....DF story, compromise between killing and not killing?

Alright, how many zombie-were-necromancer-vampires with missing limbs are we about to have?

Evicted, you're terrifying us. Or, at least, me. I may be slightly soft because of time away from DF...

[spazyak]

I'm neither see any point in killing off main characters.
But we all have to pay respect to other people's wishes...

Nah, just kidding.
ES, please, keep the main characters alive.

Kill holt or plump man.

[Dunamisdeos]

I'm neither see any point in killing off main characters.
But we all have to pay respect to other people's wishes...

Nah, just kidding.
ES, please, keep the main characters alive.

Kill holt or plump man.

-1 to both of these.

[lexli]

Dont tuch Pulmpy! You have many of nameless PHM's. Kill them.

[Gwolfski]

I would like __ __ ____ _ ___ _____ _______ it if Reg died immediately in the next update.

Please evictedSaint, notice me.

+1

Dang it, I set it specifically so it would be easy to misquote it, then you go and do it wrong. Here's how that should have been misquoted.

I would like to say that I too would like it if Reg died immediately in the next update.

Agreed

Wow, two more voices of approval for Reg's death! It's surprising how it seems everybody just wants Reg to die so much!

Aww, but Reg is my fav character... Why can't we kill off Misty?

You mean,

I really wouldn't like it if Reg has to die, but I don't think you should kill off Misty either.

Well yes, but there's nothing more Dwarven than the character you poured hours of time and focus into dying by some sudden and horrible catastrophe, leading to a player-driven tantrum spiral. We've all been there, it would surprise noone. Given that Misty is the title character, it'd be the most ballsy move, but at the same time... Let's push back the deaths a bit, yea? Or add in a character based off of Sean Bean... Either works. ( Snoromir, perhaps? )

Are we getting quote pyramids with two tops here?

What do you mean?

He means this.

Exactly.

AH. Well this is the great pyramid of cheezus!

It's a little uneven, to be honest.

It is?

who cares? I say we should make the highest quote pyramid ever!!!! Even now, it doesnt fit onmy screen

[vjmdhzgr]

I'm guessing it's the many plump helmet men that are going to be doing the killing. Probably of a bunch of nameless dwarves.

[Calidovi]

I'm neither see any point in killing off main characters.
But we all have to pay respect to other people's wishes...

Nah, just kidding.
ES, please, keep the main characters alive.

Kill holt or plump man.

Holt is too much of a relatable character. Keep him alive.

[Naryar]

+1 for killing plump helmets !

We want to see the blood delicious, delicious plump helmet juice flow !

Also... as the plump helmet juice is the equivalent of blood in PHM, but isn't blood at all physically... Does spilling it please Armok ?

I want to know because I want to know what creatures are suitable for sacrifice, is Armok in fact the God of Blood and Assorted Bloodlike Fluids or something similar ?

Naryar cancels Theology Research : Interrupted by lightning bolt.