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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Aslandus]

Alternatively--

If the fortress imports all the cheese (This is a PLAYER fortress, after all), ask what site they order the cheese FROM, then migrate THERE. (your dad is not here to stop you.)

Don't do that, since when have you ever heard of a dwarf leaving a player fortress?

[Meneth]

When have you ever heard of a dwarf leaving a player fortress?

dfhack now has an exile script.

[Button]

If the fortress imports all the cheese (This is a PLAYER fortress, after all)

Who imports cheese to a player fortress? Milk is so much cheaper, even if you don't need more barrels (and who doesn't need more barrels?)

[wierd]

When you have a sufficient supply of large pots?

If you dont want a cheesemaker around, but want the happiness bonus of having cheese around, then you import cheese.

[TheHossofMoss]

If the fortress imports all the cheese (This is a PLAYER fortress, after all)

Who imports cheese to a player fortress? Milk is so much cheaper, even if you don't need more barrels (and who doesn't need more barrels?)

I hoard massive amounts of cheese and mead for my dwarfs. I make the mead, and some cheese, but I buy cheese when I can. Nah just kidding, I hoard it all for my own amusement. I have a giant room filled with them both, and nobody to partake in them. All for me! Mwuahahahaha....

[brokegamer]

If the fortress imports all the cheese (This is a PLAYER fortress, after all)

Who imports cheese to a player fortress? Milk is so much cheaper, even if you don't need more barrels (and who doesn't need more barrels?)

I always buy cheese, because they bring it anyway and because it's cheese.

[Arcvasti]

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

Why not? I've seen them steal anvils before. Not even the GIANT keas, just ordinary garden variety keas lifting an entire anvil and flying off with it to adorn their nest with. Or maybe to discover metal working so they can make weapons to kill us with.

[Tirion]

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

Why not? I've seen them steal anvils before. Not even the GIANT keas, just ordinary garden variety keas lifting an entire anvil and flying off with it to adorn their nest with. Or maybe to discover metal working so they can make weapons to kill us with.

Yeah, but do they steal worthless items?

[Max™]

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

Why not? I've seen them steal anvils before. Not even the GIANT keas, just ordinary garden variety keas lifting an entire anvil and flying off with it to adorn their nest with. Or maybe to discover metal working so they can make weapons to kill us with.

Yeah, but do they steal worthless items?

Never seen one steal a fishery worker, so I'm gonna say no.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

Why not? I've seen them steal anvils before. Not even the GIANT keas, just ordinary garden variety keas lifting an entire anvil and flying off with it to adorn their nest with. Or maybe to discover metal working so they can make weapons to kill us with.

Yeah, but do they steal worthless items?

Never seen one steal a fishery worker, so I'm gonna say no.

Wow.

[Raul351]

Cowsea: Be real and Save elfboy

[maxcat61]

I would have voted for the kea stealing the elf corpse buuutt keas don't steal corpses.

Why not? I've seen them steal anvils before. Not even the GIANT keas, just ordinary garden variety keas lifting an entire anvil and flying off with it to adorn their nest with. Or maybe to discover metal working so they can make weapons to kill us with.

Yeah, but do they steal worthless items?

Never seen one steal a fishery worker, so I'm gonna say no.

Wow.

Ohhhh, someone get some ice for that burn.

[Max™]

Oh my, I was sleepy and actually forgot I wrote that... read the new page like "dammit, I wanted to make that joke... OH HAY I DID!" just now.

[Rexfelum]

Let's see here.

Reg is traumatized by killing.

Misty is traumatized by witnessing death.

Reg is in hostile territory, providing the majority of her party's battle-worth.

Misty is in a player-run Dwarf Fortress.

evictedSaint, you are a monster.

But our course is clear.  Misty: leave the body for just a moment to check out the corpse stockpile.  Your excuse: to see what respectful and hygienic arrangements the fort has made and figure out where you'll put Darkerdaffodil.  Our excuse: desensitization training.

--Rexfelum

Edit: Somehow I misspelled "Fortress."  Yeesh.

[YHVH]

Toss the dead elf corpse with the mushroom men