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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[TALLPANZER]

Read over the map

+1

Misty: Explore the kitchens/farming area under the pretense of hauling something light, like a single pump helmet.

+1

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Read over the map

+1

Misty: Explore the kitchens/farming area under the pretense of hauling something light, like a single pump helmet.

+1

+1 to the map-reading, but -1 to the plump-helmet-hauling. A lot of overseers tend to punish things like that.

[Aslandus]

Stand around in the meeting area until the overseer recruits you into the militia

[pisskop]

Stand around in the meeting area until the overseer recruits you into the militia

o.O and so begins our plan to 'get attached' to a full se of armor!

[evictedSaint]

"Wait wait wait wait, hold on.  Hauler?  I said cheesemaker.  Haulers are...you know.  Not cheesemakers."

Clearly she doesn't understand the inherent value of a cheesemaker, novice or not. 







"Look, kid, maybe if I wasn't retiring in the next thirty seconds, I'd care about...this.  Or anything else for that matter. 
But I am, so I don't."

"A hauler, though?!" you protest.  "I can't be a, a, a farmer at least?  Or an animal caretaker?  Or-or maybe I can be the next Overseer!  Anything!  But not a hauler!"








"You want to be Overseer?  Fine, I'll put you on the list.
You are now two-hundred ninety-sixth in line to be Overseer.  Since each O.S. keeps their job for an entire year, that means you only have to wait about three centuries before it's your turn.

On the bright side, most dwarves die before they get their chance as Overseer.  You probably won't even have to wait that long.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll make Overseer before you die of old age, or other reasons."









"Now, as my last official act as Overseer, I order you to grab one of those elves and dump them in the waste pile before they start stinking up the Trade Depo any worse than they already have.  After that...well, I really don't care what you do after that, I just retired.  Have fun, kid."








"Well, I best get on back to the barracks before the squad starts missing me.

Good luck, love!  And welcome to Shielddawn!"








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You start to suspect that Shielddawn isn't quite they way you thought it was.


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[keyreper]

run down to cavern 3 ASAP
Edit: actually run down the the place titles Magick and learn some tyromancy!

[mate888]

run down to cavern 3 ASAP

+8 million

[Immortal-D]

Claim a room, get some real food & booze.  Avoid any nobles.

[Magnumcannon]

Party

[Ultimuh]

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

[Aslandus]

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

+1 for corpse looting

Also:
Visit slaughter pits next to the prison, immediately be appalled at what is going on there

[Pencil_Art]

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

+1 because you are a nice person.

[Ultimuh]

I mean, just because elves may or may not have souls, ghosts still exist.

[IronTomato]

Haul the elf, then go on break and wander over to the kitchen to do cheese

[fourpotatoes]

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

+1, on the sly. When you're done with that, see if you can get to the catacombs to visit Zon Lokumarak's tomb. And hey! The public dormitories are now fireproof! That... that means they care about you, right? This isn't another Arrowstockades, right? Stay positive!