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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[WillowLuman]

Take out the other hand! Reduce it to pushing! Make it give in to PAIN! This is the path to VICTORY!

[Sheo]

Holy shit, why didn't you tell us Holt was a Legendary Thrower +2?

Reg: Reach for the dagger, because the sword is a bit too far and is risky to take. Try to take off the thing's other hand, but be careful with the teeth.

Also, Reg is a cutie, but I think just about everyone called that.

[Omeganaut]

Throw a tantrum, because being hurt and covered in blood is not fun.  Punch creature into next year.

[Sirus]

Is something wrong with that second image of Holt? There seems to be a big brown rectangle just below his arms, blocking the entire lower half of his body.

[fourpotatoes]

It's fast, it doesn't want to talk and Reg's backed into a corner, so taking advantage of the moment it's stunned to run away is probably not an option. I'd say keep fighting following some of the other suggestions and maneuver into a position where you can back towards the entrance. Hopefully Holt will be able to crawl over to join you. The idea's that if they can't kill it outright they'll at least be in a better position to escape and perhaps lure it into the daylight.

If it tries to bite and you can't parry, block or dodge, perhaps jamming your helmet in its mouth will delay it, but that's strictly a last resort.

... I wonder if its blood carries a syndrome? Possibly a contact syndrome that causes werkoboldism?

[evictedSaint]

Is something wrong with that second image of Holt? There seems to be a big brown rectangle just below his arms, blocking the entire lower half of his body.

...what?

[Sirus]

Is something wrong with that second image of Holt? There seems to be a big brown rectangle just below his arms, blocking the entire lower half of his body.

...what?

Spoiler: What I'm seeing (click to show/hide)

Everything else seems to be working, so I dunno -v(O_o)v-

[WillowLuman]

I'm not seeing that, looks fine to me.

[evictedSaint]

That's super weird.  I have no idea where you're getting the corruption from.  Those are both .gif's, by the way.  Are they still animated for you?

[Sirus]

If those two are supposed to animate, they aren't doing it for me. The other images do animate.

I have no idea where the corruption is coming from either. It could just be my browser; damn thing's been getting screwy lately.

[evictedSaint]

If those two are supposed to animate, they aren't doing it for me. The other images do animate.

I have no idea where the corruption is coming from either. It could just be my browser; damn thing's been getting screwy lately.

What browser are you using? Does the problem persist with other browsers?

Does anyone else have this problem?

[Sirus]

I'm using the Nightly build of Firefox...and it does indeed seem to be the problem. IE loaded the .gifs just fine. :/
Oh well.

Holy shit, why didn't you tell us Holt was a Legendary Thrower +2?

Reg: Reach for the dagger, because the sword is a bit too far and is risky to take. Try to take off the thing's other hand, but be careful with the teeth.

Also, Reg is a cutie, but I think just about everyone called that.

This, but stab the creature in the chest instead. Even if you take off the other hand it still has those teeth, so start perforating those vital organs!

[BadLemonsXI]

Love the update.
GRAB THE SWORD FINISH HIM!

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Holy shit, why didn't you tell us Holt was a Legendary Thrower +2?

Reg: Reach for the dagger, because the sword is a bit too far and is risky to take. Try to take off the thing's other hand, but be careful with the teeth.

Also, Reg is a cutie, but I think just about everyone called that.

+1. Also, if possible, take advantage of teeth being [SOCKETABLE] to punch them out of it's mouth. If you can't get the sword, and if it's too dangerous to punch out it's teeth, try surprising it by attempting to bite out it's throat.

[Ultimuh]

Throw that helmet at his face to distract 'im, using said distraction to grab your sword! Prepare to lop off his other hand! Haha!

+1