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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Baffler]

Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites.

Well dang, I guess this is the end of The Littlest B Plot. Urist keep you, Reg and Holt.

Not the Elf though. He will not be missed. Okay, maybe a little.

[AfellowDwarf]

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.

[Sheo]

Yikes.  Desperate times!

Reg:  Well, at least it's only grabbing your helmet.  Slip out of it and roll away.

Holt:  Slide your blade to Reg as she gains some space.  Then look for some rocks, skulls, boning knives, anything at hand to serve as a thrown weapon?

Reg:  Adroitly catch/scoop up the sword Holt sends your way.  Lop the limbs off that thing!

Night creature:  Sorry, apparently you were one of evictedSaint's favorites, but now it's time to die

+1

Poor night creature, we hardly knew ye 

[pisskop]

Night Creature: grab Reg by the upper leg and throw her, preferable at Holt.

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unless you dont have grabby parts.  Then bite her in the upper arm.  Less armor there.

[Rumrusher]

Good thing October is over, so we can now start celebrating thanksgiving and later goblin Christmas.
*the creature suddenly turns back into a human baby...* Reg still in horror as the baby still has a death hold on her.

[Chimerat]

Good thing October is over, so we can now start celebrating thanksgiving and later goblin Christmas.

Depends on where this would be set, I suppose. Canada has Thanksgiving in October. Some places don't have it at all.

[Omeganaut]

Reg and Holt:  turn into cultists, praise to mighty Carp!

[TheSaberTooth]

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.

+1

[greycat]

I love the little circles of light on Reg's face inside the helmet.

[Meph]

Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites.

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

[Archereon]

Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites.

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

"This character" would imply that only one character is going to perish...But I like both Reg and Holt. 

[WillowLuman]

Yikes.  Desperate times!

Reg:  Well, at least it's only grabbing your helmet.  Slip out of it and roll away.

Holt:  Slide your blade to Reg as she gains some space.  Then look for some rocks, skulls, boning knives, anything at hand to serve as a thrown weapon?

Reg:  Adroitly catch/scoop up the sword Holt sends your way.  Lop the limbs off that thing!

Night creature:  Sorry, apparently you were one of evictedSaint's favorites, but now it's time to die

+1!

[IndigoFenix]

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.

+1

Reg: While it's back is turned, combat trance.  Flip out and go to town on it.

I'm still hoping that Reg turns out to be a Bunny Ears Lawyer.

[Evaris]

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please? 

[jax3639]

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.

+1

Reg: While it's back is turned, combat trance.  Flip out and go to town on it.

I'm still hoping that Reg turns out to be a Bunny Ears Lawyer.

"Where does this link go?" *accidently clicks*
TVTropes?! NOOO000ooo...