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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[YAHG]

I still don't trust this Maynard character... Make sure they aren't harboring any cats

[Talvieno]

Speaking of which, my first reaction to "DarkerDaffodil" was "huh, what, DarkerDark?"

You're not the only one.

[red_kangaroo]

Speaking of which, my first reaction to "DarkerDaffodil" was "huh, what, DarkerDark?"

You're not the only one.

Misty is rather lucky the elves are not lead by Amala - even though the shot was quite in her style.

[AfellowDwarf]

Speaking of which, my first reaction to "DarkerDaffodil" was "huh, what, DarkerDark?"

Hey, stop that! That's my time you're wasting there! I was planning doing stuff with it!

[snackfox]

talk to the elves about cheese

+1

good idea +1

+3

+4

Did we all forget this?
talk to the elves about cheese, CowSea commands it!

+1!

[pisskop]

We should totally talk about cheese with elves even though it isnt a permitted job or reaction via raws.  Thatll go well.

[Talvieno]

We should totally talk about cheese with elves even though it isnt a permitted job or reaction via raws.  Thatll go well.

But more customers! Tell them about the excellent cheese they can buy from us next year.

[Lukeinator]

Look at the Puzzlebox in our backpack, check to see if it has broken.

[pisskop]

Look at the Puzzlebox in our backpack, check to see if it has broken.

Tell the elves if they solve it  it gives you hints on how to protect the Earth.  try to trade it for cheese (plant).


cmon, we've all seen the stockpile option. :/

[YAHG]

Wait, I am thinking now that cheese is an animal product, will it piss em off? Are they vegetarians or just vegan supremacist/cannibals...?

[expwnent]

They're the opposite of vegetarians. Animal products are ok. Plant products are not. Well, tree products are not. Fruit and such is ok (probably).

[IronyOwl]

cmon, we've all seen the stockpile option. :/

Ah yes, plant cheese and animal booze. Breakfast of willowy treeshagging hypocrites champions.

[Rumrusher]

They're the opposite of vegetarians. Animal products are ok. Plant products are not. Well, tree products are not. Fruit and such is ok (probably).

yeah the vegetarians are the gnome..ish since they are all about protecting animal rights and using loads of wooden stuff for grafting cogs in their bodies.

[Meph]

I wonder what happened with the 2 guards. They rushed after the settlers... and while Misty got ahead by falling down the hill, a running group of guards should catch a slowly walking group of migrants, which stop to pray, which stop for zombies and stop to talk with elves.

[Raul351]

I wonder what happened with the 2 guards. They rushed after the settlers... and while Misty got ahead by falling down the hill, a running group of guards should catch a slowly walking group of migrants, which stop to pray, which stop for zombies and stop to talk with elves.

Reg and Holt died a very horrible Reader Driven Narrative style death. We're trying to overcome our failures but it's hard when you keep bringing them up.