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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[evictedSaint]

Remember your statement about how cat biscuits taste worse going up than down and regret breakfast.

The breakfast our father no doubt made for us, or ordered, or was in some other way somehow responsible for. Clearly we're on the right track in disobeying him and coming on this journey.

what a jack ass, making misty breakfast.

[YAHG]

Remember your statement about how cat biscuits taste worse going up than down and regret breakfast.

The breakfast our father no doubt made for us, or ordered, or was in some other way somehow responsible for. Clearly we're on the right track in disobeying him and coming on this journey.

what a jack ass, making misty breakfast.

I know the nerve of some people!!!

[Melting Sky]

That's a very DF 2014 moment Misty had at the side of the road. Shouldn't we be thinking of ways to weaponize our fallen leaders head? Rimtar would have wanted it that way.

[Chevaleresse]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

[snackfox]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

[fourpotatoes]

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

<AOL>

[Alev]

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

<AOL>

+1 if I haven't already.

[mate888]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

[AfellowDwarf]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

Why not. +4 or something

[Dunamisdeos]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

+1

Related: what's our Dodger skill?

+1

Why not. +4 or something

I see no possible consequences to this. +1

[Melting Sky]

Shouldn't we expose our brains first, then approach the zombies in a friendly manner? I'm sure they would appreciate the gesture.

[Alev]

Shouldn't we expose our brains first, then approach the zombies in a friendly manner? I'm sure they would appreciate the gesture.

Yes. Then we become a better self-surgeon. Great idea.

[Nail]

Shouldn't we expose our brains first, then approach the zombies in a friendly manner? I'm sure they would appreciate the gesture.

No no, not a lot of people know this, but that's actually considered extremely offensive and racist(lifeist?) by most undead! It's a stereotype they have fought against for a long time and it's only recently catching on.

[mate888]

What are they doing with the rest of the blacksmith's body?
If they are eating it, I'd suggest you to run. If not, then you should go to apologize to those gentleman.

[Dunamisdeos]

Shouldn't we expose our brains first, then approach the zombies in a friendly manner? I'm sure they would appreciate the gesture.

Yes. Then we become a better self-surgeon. Great idea.

It was only a matter of time before we started suggesting this like we were actually playing dwarf fortress.