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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Witty]

Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.

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+1 Say a prayer for him to both Cowsea and Urist. Something along the lines of allowing him rebirth with a bit more sense, and that if he is reborn within your lifetime you would like Cowsea to send him your way so you can make some fine cheese for him.

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+1. Later watch his zombie head bouncing after us.

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Also receive an unhappy thought for witnessing death recently

[TheSaberTooth]

Kick head back, invent soccer/football.

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[IronyOwl]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

[Tirion]

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

Also, I'm terribly disappointed in how few cheese-related solutions have been proposed recently.  We do have that cheese prayer, so . . .

Circumvent the zombies.  Instruct Lokum that you shall be doing tandem prayer whilst walking quickly.  You pray for Rimtar (to both Cowsea and Urist as noted earlier).  Lokum prays that Armok accept this blood sacrifice in return for zombies not eating your brains.

--Rexfelum

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[Knit tie]

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

Also, I'm terribly disappointed in how few cheese-related solutions have been proposed recently.  We do have that cheese prayer, so . . .

Circumvent the zombies.  Instruct Lokum that you shall be doing tandem prayer whilst walking quickly.  You pray for Rimtar (to both Cowsea and Urist as noted earlier).  Lokum prays that Armok accept this blood sacrifice in return for zombies not eating your brains.

--Rexfelum

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[Rumrusher]

yeah meph brings up a good point... these could be Ghouls and pretty much murder that guy due to self defense.

[greycat]

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

We have no anvils, picks or axes.  We have no food or booze.  We lost our only fighter, not counting Plumpy.  There is absolutely no way we are better off founding a new fortress.

Leave the head.  We can have a slab engraved for him when we get to Shielddawn.  And we'll probably say some prayers for him before we get there, once we're out of immediate danger from the zombies.  Just... one step at a time.

[YAHG]

put his head back on the body so he can help with the road as a new zombie?

[Alev]

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series. 

This.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

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[Meph]

Wait a moment. Misty is not only worshipping the god of cheesemaking, but also Bob. God of Reincarnation. Maybe he can help, and bring back that poor guy back to life. Wasnt his fault that a mad smith bashed his head in with a hammer.

[evictedSaint]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Get the severed head!!!

You go to pick up the severed head.

You change your mind at the last minute and decide to puke instead.

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[IronyOwl]

Notice how the zombies aren't coming after us. They're clearly friendly, upstanding citizens who have just lost one of their number to a pointless tragedy.

Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.

[Evaris]

Pray.  Pray hard.

[WillowLuman]

I love how everyone else seems a bit nonplussed.

[Lyeos]

Pray.  Pray hard.

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