Welp, this is what I've been reduced to. I tried to explain that we needed writers that were effective, brief, witty, and passionate. But those seem to be in short supply, so I've had to step up to the plate and give it a try, even though I'm sure my attempts at invoking all the emotions, from humour to passion to whatever the emotion is that happens when you see a turtle eating a strawberry.
Without further adieu, I present the final scene of...
Burrito OTP Xatu[Burrito Enters]
RJ(Normal)
"Great Teacher Xatu! You said you wished to see me?"XATU (Normal Expression)
"..."RJ(Blush)
"I'm sorry, Great Teacher Xatu! I was distracted last night, a shade out of sorts... "XATU(Normal Expression)
"..."RJ(Abashed)
I laughed nervouslyRJ(Abashed)
"I was thinking... about how I wanted to talk to you."RJ(Blush)
"Great Teacher Xatu... what do you think of me?"XATU (Normal Expression)
"..."RJ (Blush)
"I... I just wanted to let you know, you are the best teacher I ever had, Great Teacher Xatu."RJ (Blush, moves closer)
"You've been more than a teacher. You've been a friend, when I needed one..."RJ
You didn't have to be a psychic to understand what I was feeling right then - my thoughts were obvious on my faceRJ(Blush, moves closer)
"... and I think I want you to be more ..."GOOD END
[Background flashes Pink]
[Closeup, Xatu, Normal Expression]
[Closeup, Xatu, Eyes Closed, looks down]
[Closeup, RJ smiles]
RJ (Smiling)
"Oh, Xatu! Yes! I do love you! Did you see this future when we first met?"XATU (Normal Expression)
"..."RJ (Smiling)
"I don't care about anyone else! When I first saw you, I was confused by what I felt... But now I understand!"RJ (Hugging Xatu)
"This. This moment. This is every wish I've ever had come true! Xatu... I choose you! And you... you choose me too!"Epilogue A relationship between a student and a teacher... it shouldn't have worked, but it did. It was as if we always knew what the other person was thinking - nothing was hidden, even if nothing was said. We kept it quiet for a while, but after I graduated, Xatu left her job and we found a place together. I'm happier than I could have ever thought possible, and I can't help but look fondly back on the day I first set on my lovely, amazing, dependable Great Teacher Xatu.NEUTRAL END
[Background flashes Blue]
[Closeup, Xatu, Normal Expression]
[Closeup, Xatu, Eyes Closed, looks down]
[Closeup, RJ Crying]
XATU (Normal Expression)
"..."RJ (Crying)
"Oh! Great Teacher Xatu, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. When I first saw you, I thought I saw a future with you... but I was new, confused! A student and a teacher?"RJ (Crying)
I wished I could have teleported home, right then, but Xatu made it clear I should stay.XATU (Normal Expression)
"..."RJ (Wipes away tears)
"You're right. I should concentrate on graduating. Yes, I'll... I'll try. Thank you, Great Teacher Xatu, for... for always being there. I'm sorry..."XATU (Raises Wing, RJ Moves closer, gives hug)
Epilogue I buried my feelings for Xatu, and eventually overcame them and ended up with a dependable geodude from Hoenn... but Xatu remained an active and important part of my life nonetheless. A schoolboy's crush became long-lasting respect as she mentored me through the difficulties of life, and eventually she even presided over my wedding. When times got tough, I knew that Xatu would be there for me... my mentor, my role model, my Great Teacher Xatu.