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[The Froggy Ninja]

Put all three points into flirting.

[Ddynamo]

Elemental Miner
Urist McAdventurer

STATS
Urist McAdventurer
lvl 2. Elemental Miner
Health 10/10
Wearing-Wizard Cloak
Inventory-0/11 +1 ($2.35)
EP 5/12 +2
damage 1-10

SKILLS
Barter 2
Flirting 3

ABILITIES
Ice Breaker-Deals 4-10 Ice damage to a target at the cost of five EP

"Hmmm......new items at the store"

World Map-2$
Random Tip-1$
More Coherent Thought-1$
Go Fight Stuff Already-Comes free with Coherent Thought

[GiglameshDespair]

Flirt with the shopkeeper

[Ddynamo]

25+3
"......you can start off by telling me what your gender is"

[GiglameshDespair]

"Whichever one you prefer."

[Ddynamo]

"Whichever one you prefer."

"Women........but.....what about that one girl I made up that you flirted with, attacked, healed, and then killed"

[GiglameshDespair]

"What? You judging, Mr Summons-Women-For-Others-To-Murder?"

[Ddynamo]

"What? You judging, Mr Summons-Women-For-Others-To-Murder?"

"I have a right to judge, my full name and title is Benny the Malevolent Shopkeeper"

[GiglameshDespair]

"Then why bring it up?"

[Ddynamo]

"Then why bring it up?"

"Well......because I don't follow rules, I'm a villain, you're in my castle, because I'm evil"

[GiglameshDespair]

"Oh, hey, we're in a castle. Free information."

[flame99]

"Given that you just told us that for free, you wouldn't seem to be great at your job."

[Ddynamo]

"Oh, hey, we're in a castle. Free information."

"Given that you just told us that for free, you wouldn't seem to be great at your job."

"I never said I was"

[mastahcheese]

PTW

[flame99]

"Well, I'd like to go find this 'plot'. Mind pointing me to the way out, or am I just gonna have to wander?"