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[Ddynamo]

Spoiler: Urist McAdventurer (click to show/hide)

STATS
-Urist McAdventurer
-lvl 2. Elemental Miner
-Health 10/10
-Wearing-Wizard Cloak
-Inventory-0/11 +1 ($2.35)
-EP 5/12 +2
-damage 1-10

SKILLS
-Barter 2
-Flirting 3

ABILITIES
-Ice Breaker-Deals 4-10 Ice damage to a target and costs five EP

Spoiler: Benny (click to show/hide)

STATS
-Benny
-lvl 5. Malevolent Shopkeeper
-Health 17/20
-Wearing-Robes of Sales
-Inventory-3/20 +5 (Ten dollars, Heat Shot, Box of Ten Heat Shot Ammo, Healing Potion
-EP 10/30
-damage 4-10 (+3 Minimum Fire damage)

SKILLS
-Barter-5
-Intimidation-1
ABILITIES
-World Fact Book-When encountering an item, you can look at it to see what it does and what it's value is
-Summon Dummy-Summons a simple unintelligent life form as a distraction (20 EP) (8 Health, 0 Ep)

Spoiler: World Fact Book (click to show/hide)

ITEMS
Amulet of Value
-This common item provides no bonuses when worn. It's worth 1 Payet

CONCEPTS
Currency
-100 Payets = 1 Payet, 100 Payets = 1 Payet

[GiglameshDespair]

Then we'll make something here.

Look closer

[Mr. Strange]

"Nothing is impossible." So there must be something.

Keep searching.

[Ddynamo]

Ddynamo frowns at your apparent disregard for stuff.
You look closer at Ddynamo.
He looks like he lacks coherent though.

HEY LOOK A NICKEL

[sjm9876]

Collect the Nickel. See if we can sell it to a coin collector for a dollar.

[Mr. Strange]

Search for escaped coherent thoughts. Offer them to Ddynamo.

[Ddynamo]

Collect the Nickel. See if we can sell it to a coin collector for a dollar.

SKILL DISCOVERED
Barter level 2
Trade failure (19+2) 21
Feeling sorry for you, the shopkeeper gives you fifty cents in exchange for you nickel
You now have 45 cents

You buy a coherent thought for Ddynamo (7+2) 9. it uses all your monies

The Ddynamo now has coherent though and ascends to a higher plain of existence to GM a newly formed world

[GiglameshDespair]

Discover additional game mechanics

[Ddynamo]

The shopkeeper says
"If you want to learn about additional game mechanics, you're going to have to buy them from me"
A menu appears on your screen

Random tip, one dollar
Create a plot, five dollars
Upgrade coherency, three dollars and thirty-four cents
Go grinding for resources, free

[The Froggy Ninja]

Go grinding for resources.

[flame99]

Protip: Any time a thread is accidentaly created and then replaced with saying something like "There's nothing here; this was a mistake", we WILL make it into a game, whether you like it or not.

[Ddynamo]

Protip: Any time a thread is accidentaly created and then replaced with saying something like "There's nothing here; this was a mistake", we WILL make it into a game, whether you like it or not.

Yeah, I figured that might happen, that's why I didn't lock it after I posted it.

Go grinding for resources.

The shopkeeper summons a girl right in front of you
"Now kill her. Here's a free tip, murdering things drop loot."

[GiglameshDespair]

Proposition the different kind of grinding to the woman, if you know what i mean

[Ddynamo]

Proposition the different kind of grinding to the woman, if you know what i mean

Failure (12+0)
The shopkeeper frowns, silently wishing it could kill you with laser eyes.
The woman stands motionless, apparently the shopkeeper forgot to give her the ability to speak.

SKILL DISCOVERED=FLIRTING Level 0

STATS
Health 10/10
Wearing-naked

SKILLS
Barter 2
Flirting 0

[Yourmaster]

Punch her in the throat