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Author Topic: A Thread Wasted-Shopkeepers  (Read 4937 times)

GiglameshDespair

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Re: A Thread Wasted
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2014, 12:19:46 am »

"Then you may as well continue being terrible at it and give us the plot."
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Re: A Thread Wasted
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2014, 12:20:18 am »

"Well, I'd like to go find this 'plot'. Mind pointing me to the way out, or am I just gonna have to wander?"
"Well....I'm the villain, the big bad, I am the plot. Problem is, I don't want to kill you anymore"
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Re: A Thread Wasted
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2014, 12:49:08 am »

"Ok."
Leave castle, find a bar.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: A Thread Wasted
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2014, 05:13:50 am »

Leave castle, invite villain for a drink.
FTFY
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Ddynamo

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Re: A Thread Wasted
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2014, 08:25:10 am »


Leave castle, invite villain for a drink.
FTFY
"The Villain agrees"
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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2014, 10:35:26 am »

"Y'know, what's the setting here? A prohibition era New Orleans or New York would seem nice, but I don't exactly know of any speakeasy. I don't know much of anything, actually.
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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2014, 10:46:05 am »

"Y'know, what's the setting here? A prohibition era New Orleans or New York would seem nice, but I don't exactly know of any speakeasy. I don't know much of anything, actually.
He takes a little peak out the window
"Well, I don't really. I made assumptions, that I was the villain because of my name and title and the fact that I'm in a castle that appears to belong to me, but, I assume now, I'm wrong, and I'm not the villain, but more of a jerk with a heart of gold. That's beside the point. Assuming by the fact that I can summon things, fantasy kingdom? That's what it looks like to me from here"
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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2014, 05:11:40 pm »

"So, do you have a plan, or what?"

EDIT:should have edited the original, now that I think about it.

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2014, 05:51:48 pm »

Start epic guest to become the villain of the story for misfit band of adventures to defeat.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2014, 06:10:06 pm »

Start epic guest to become the evil god emperor of the story for misfit band of adventures to defeat.
FTFY

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2014, 06:27:57 pm »

Start epic guest to become the villain of the story for misfit band of adventures to defeat.
"Well, we're going to have to go through the castle then"
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GiglameshDespair

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2014, 06:47:18 pm »

Explore the castle
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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2014, 07:13:15 pm »

Explore the castle
Exploring
ENCOUNTERED-Dark Creature (1)
"Hmmmmm, funny, I don't remember putting that here"
It's long, slender, black, and covered with hair. It's red eyes look menacing. Stats are unknown
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2014, 07:35:05 pm »

"Can you still sell me stuff?"

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Re: A Thread Wasted-Heel Face Turns
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2014, 07:38:14 pm »

"Can you still sell me stuff?"
"Now that we're in a party together, you can (unfortunately) move stuff out of my inventory freely, there is no need"
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