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[aattss]

Get all the craziest, bloodiest, and killiest criminals and organize a prison revolt, flooding the captors with murder.

[Playergamer]

Wake up my lazy prophet, and have them start preaching.

[Harry Baldman]

With divine aid, the prophet shall communicate with the bacteria dwelling on his skin and convert them to follow the ways of Will!

[Persus13]

Hm, a philosophy school? I'll take it!
In a vision, teach my prophet the fundamentals of logic and rhetoric to make recruiting more students easier. Keep religion out of the curriculum for now — we'll slip it in once the school's more established...

(5) The prophet quickly learns from your vision. (1) However, the philosophy school is attacked by angry villagers, yelling at your propht to actually do something useful.

Make my prophet able to teleport wherever he wants and not require any food or water, ever. If that fails, just give him food and water.
Prophet: Teleport to village with powers and start corrupting other prophets.

(4) Your prophet can now teleport places, (4) and can fast indefinitely.
(1) The prophet instead practices his powers in a small area.

Convert using charisma I have just giving to the prophet.

(4) You give your prophet charisma
(4) Your prophet heads to the worker's quarters and starts preaching your word.
(1+1) Unfortunately, no one is around to hear him.

Grant the blessing ((make sure the GM read the abbr tag in my first action))

(2) You give him tiny ears and a tiny tail. (2) The headman fails to notice the change.

Attempt to turn the conversation towards divine miracles by way of what could have won them the last war.

(4) You subtly use your powers to shift the conversation. (6) It turns out that the people the prophet was talking to were doubting the local religion of Ramat, God of Marriage and Earth and looking for a new outlet. Your prophet swiftly converts them to the worship of Neryavah.

Get all the craziest, bloodiest, and killiest criminals and organize a prison revolt, flooding the captors with murder.

(2) Unfortunately, the village your prophet currently reside in doesn't seem to have much of a criminal population. There are only two drunks and a forger in the cells.

Wake up my lazy prophet, and have them start preaching.

(2) Despite your calling out to him, your prophet remains fast asleep.

With divine aid, the prophet shall communicate with the bacteria dwelling on his skin and convert them to follow the ways of Will!

(6) Your prophet is given the ability to speak and hear bacteria. (1) Unfortunately, your prophet is driven insane from hearing trillions of bacteria voices.

[Playergamer]

"Dude. Seriously? We have work to do."

WAKE UP, AND PREACH.

[Harry Baldman]

The prophet shall become of one mind with the bacteria! Will commands it!

[Lenglon]

Improve upon my work.

[poketwo]

Use powers to end the shift for the workers and convert them

[GreatWyrmGold]

That works.

Ask them where a temple of this Ramat can be found.

[aattss]

If there aren't any crazy people, I'll make some.

Grant them strength and encourage them to abuse their newfound powers.

[darkpaladin109]

Forcibly teleport my Prophet to the middle of the village and start transforming everyone in the village into Eldtrich Abominations under my control.

[Persus13]

If there aren't any crazy people, I'll make some.

Grant them strength and encourage them to abuse their newfound powers.

them as in the other people in the jail?

[aattss]

If there aren't any crazy people, I'll make some.

Grant them strength and encourage them to abuse their newfound powers.

them as in the other people in the jail?

Pretty much.

[Malus]

Useful, huh?
Using his new understanding of logic and rhetoric, convince the villagers to give him funding to construct an academy to gather the best and brightest minds in one location. Think of the economic benefits, not to mention political.

[Persus13]

"Dude. Seriously? We have work to do."

WAKE UP, AND PREACH.

(6) Your prophet jolts awake, but I slightly sleepy.
(6) Hearing your commands to preach he quickly heads out to the marketplace.
(2+1) Most of the people hearing his words are interested, but one man comes up to your prophet, interested in hearing more.

The prophet shall become of one mind with the bacteria! Will commands it!

(5) Your prophet now is the collective consciousness of many bacteria, and one insane human.

Improve upon my work.

(1) You make the ears and tail smaller.

Use powers to end the shift for the workers and convert them

(5) You influence the bosses to send the workers home early.
(1) Meanwhile your prophet is getting drunk in a nearby bar.

That works.

Ask them where a temple of this Ramat can be found.

(3) Apparently Ramat is worshipped through daily group prayers in individual homes. There is no specific temple to Ramat.

If there aren't any crazy people, I'll make some.

Grant them strength and encourage them to abuse their newfound powers.

(3) You give the other prisoners strength, however, it is not enough to break out of their cells.

Forcibly teleport my Prophet to the middle of the village and start transforming everyone in the village into Eldtrich Abominations under my control.

(6) Your prophet is transported to the central point of the village, which is the headman's house.
(1) You realize that Eldritch Abominations are bad missionaries.
(3) The headman is amused by the prophet appearing in his village and asks what is going on. (1) Your prophet pleads for help from this strange monotheistic god, and asks that he be converted to your religion. With this loss of your only follower, you become a whisper on a breeze, seeking out another prophet.

You have lost your sole supporter, and you will be moved to the bottom of the waitlist until another finds his way into your fold.

Useful, huh?
Using his new understanding of logic and rhetoric, convince the villagers to give him funding to construct an academy to gather the best and brightest minds in one location. Think of the economic benefits, not to mention political.

(5) Your prophet begins to preach on the usefulness of his school. (6) The villagers eagerly listen to his message and appoint him the village chieftain, as there is a current vacancy.

Eido Aeterno (DarkArtemisFowl) has located a prophet in a small village and can now give actions.