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[IcyTea31]

Send Toady a flash drive full of encouraging songs like Eye of the Tiger and You're the Best Around so he can fix the bugs faster.

[poketwo]

THREATEN THE SPLICERS WITH WITHHOLDING ADAM UNTIL THEY STOP ATTACKING THE NON-SPLICERS

[TalonisWolf]

((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))

((It's supposed to be hilarious, and it's more colourful then say, cloning my workers so that they do more work for lesser wages.))

Whip the greatest coder in the multiverse into fixing the DF2014 bugs.

((Ignore the fact that 'cloning' Snickers Bars has certain... Implications.

...

****. 1% charge. Will update tomorrow!))

[Kingbodz]

Coup Mexico

[Kingbodz]

Coup Mexico

((You might not want to do that, friend, after all, Mexico is a dangerous place, I know this from experience.))

I coup Mexico! Promising free jobs and drink for setting me up as the new presidente, while hiring banditos to kill IcyTea31!

[1] You're killed by one of the local drug lords for insulting his manly pink bathrobe.

I'll take my chances 

[TalonisWolf]

****! I typed it up and lost it due to stupidity on my part. Gimme a few minutes...

[TalonisWolf]

((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?))

(( The seal keeps him alive and trapped in that form for as long as it's a part of him. So to kill him, you need to destroy the Seal, which has... 20? 25? HP. He really lucked out with that...))

Fix rolls.

[5-1=4] You do so. HURRAH!

((The GM caught onto my reference, did he?))
Reveal to the Tailed Beasts that I created the universe.

[4] You do so, but they are indifferent- if you created their cruel world, there really isn't much to say.

Fill up the DF2014 code with pictures of LOL cats and internet memes and a flame war about [INSERT MOVIE SERIES HERE] being better than [INSERT OTHER MOVIE SERIES HERE] and so on,clogging it and making it a ineffective mess.

[1] The Bugs redirect it al at your computer, causing it to go into meltdown. [2-1=OH CRAP] And it's a Nuclear Computer. May I suggest you run?

Send Toady a flash drive full of encouraging songs like Eye of the Tiger and You're the Best Around so he can fix the bugs faster.

[4] Your care package results in an amazing increase in bug fix patches, the bugs lose 13 HP!

THREATEN THE SPLICERS WITH WITHHOLDING ADAM UNTIL THEY STOP ATTACKING THE NON-SPLICERS

[3] That might work if they had the intelligence to understand you. Instead, they slaughter 10 000 people!

((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))

((It's supposed to be hilarious, and it's more colourful then say, cloning my workers so that they do more work for lesser wages.))

Whip the greatest coder in the multiverse into fixing the DF2014 bugs.

[5] THE BUGS ARE ANILLATED! You now have a +1 for Cyberwarfare.

(( The implications of the fact you can Clone Snickers Bars... not Replicate, Clone...))

Coup Mexico

[6] You coup the remants of Mexico- turns out that the DF2014 Bugs nuked the hell out of it in defiance against the human race. And unleashed Radioactive Zombies, who are attempting to break in the Bunker and kill you. Your only resources are a handful of gutsy survivors...

Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)

Name: (Tavith Toth)
Population: 500 Colony Ships of 10 000 people each.
Military Size: High-Tech Volunteer Militias
Territory: Self-Sufficient Ships of the Universal Alliance
Allies: None
Enemies: Historically? The Alpha Centauri.
Status: Alive, Ambitious and trapped in a corrupt save.

Name: Andrew Ryans (Poketwo)
Population: Depends on if you count the Splicers. 10 000 less then before...
Military Size: See above.
Territory: RAPTURE
Allies: None.
Enemies: Outside World.
Status: Alive but Sober

Name: (LordSlowPoke)
Population: n/a
Military Size: n/a
Territory: n/a
Allies: n/a
Enemies: n/a
Status: Vaporized to Death

Name: Spirit of Reality Warping POWAR (IcyTea)
Population: 1
Military Size: Eldritch Monstrosity
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive

Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: 300 Sith, 300 Apprentices, 50 000 Clones
Military Size: Small.
Territory: Unknown- they haven't laid claim on any territory as yet, limiting their power but making them near impossible to destroy permanently.
Allies: Minion of BlitzDungeoneer by technicality.
Enemies: Godzilla technically.
Status: Alive
Bonuses: +1 Cyberwarfare

Name: (BlitzDungeoneer)
Population: None?
Military Size: One Entity Army of Near Infinite Power
Territory: All Forms of Energy
Allies: The Infinity Seal of RTD
Enemies: Godzilla
Status: A Formerly Imprisoned Entity of Pure Energy and Magic.

Name: (NAV)
Population: 34.88 Million (According to google)
Military Size: 16th in GFP (Global Fire Power) Rankings.
Territory: Canada
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive but inactive.

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies:
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: Regained his former physical form.

Name: Kingbodz
Population: a Handfulof Survivors, Radioactive Zombies
Military Size: None
Territory: Irradiated Mexico
Allies: None
Enemies: Radioactive Zombies
Status: Currently @#$%ed.

[poketwo]

TAKE AWAY THE ADAM

[TalonisWolf]

Create giant sentient Snickers bars that follow my every command, then get my clone army with a few dozen sith apprentices to take over the territory that my space station resides in.

Spoiler: MOTHER OF GOD! RUUUUUNNNN! (click to show/hide)

[blazing glory]

Coup computer going into meltdown!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((But... The Infinity Seal was integrated into me, right?))
Create a human avatar for myself, which I can possess and which can store my nigh-limitless power without exploding, dying etc.

[Tavik Toth]

Expand Military.

[Kingbodz]

Scavenge for supplies

[TalonisWolf]

Earth has been VAPORIZED! Everyone has a sense of Deja Vu!
((You people catch on quick, only two people were effected this time, and one of them was on Mars watching the Fireworks.))

((But... The Infinity Seal was integrated into me, right?))

*Checks Factions Sheet again, FACEDESK*

BlitzDungeoneer gets a GM ERROR Bonus as compensation! +1 to rolls.

Create a human avatar for myself, which I can possess and which can store my nigh-limitless power without exploding, dying etc.

[6+1=7] Your attempt causes an explosion which vaporizes Earth!

TAKE AWAY THE ADAM

[2] You are distracted by the Earth going Boom. Aren't you glad you're on Mars?

Create giant sentient Snickers bars that follow my every command, then get my clone army with a few dozen sith apprentices to take over the territory that my space station resides in.

[6] You clone a easily mind-controlled army led by a few dozen treacherous Apprentices who proceed to separate into different factions and decimate each other. How... productive.

Coup computer going into meltdown!

[1] You couped the computer just before it was vaporized. Normally I'd ask if you'd like to respawn, but since you're part Gandalf staying dead is really difficult...

Expand Military.

[5] You create a massive drone army controlled by civilians on your Colony Ships.

Scavenge for supplies

[AUTOFAIL] Bad timing, Earth was just vaporized. You feel like this sort of thing has happened before... Respawn Y/N?

Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)

Name: (Tavith Toth)
Population: 500 Colony Ships of 10 000 people each.
Military Size: High-Tech Volunteer Militias
Territory: Self-Sufficient Ships of the Universal Alliance
Allies: None
Enemies: Historically? The Alpha Centauri.
Status: Alive, Ambitious and trapped in a corrupt save.

Name: Andrew Ryans (Poketwo)
Population: Depends on if you count the Splicers. 10 000 less then before...
Military Size: See above.
Territory: RAPTURE
Allies: None.
Enemies: Outside World.
Status: Alive but Sober

Name: (LordSlowPoke)
Population: n/a
Military Size: n/a
Territory: n/a
Allies: n/a
Enemies: n/a
Status: Vaporized to Death

Name: Spirit of Reality Warping POWAR (IcyTea)
Population: 1
Military Size: Eldritch Monstrosity
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive

Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: 300 Sith, 300 Apprentices, 50 000 Clones
Military Size: Small.
Territory: Unknown- they haven't laid claim on any territory as yet, limiting their power but making them near impossible to destroy permanently.
Allies: Minion of BlitzDungeoneer by technicality.
Enemies: Godzilla technically.
Status: Alive
Bonuses: +1 Cyberwarfare

Name: (BlitzDungeoneer)
Population: None?
Military Size: One Entity Army of Near Infinite Power
Territory: All Forms of Energy
Allies: The Infinity Seal of RTD
Enemies: Godzilla
Status: A Formerly Imprisoned Entity of Pure Energy and Magic.
Bonuses: GM ERROR +1 TO ROLLS. ((Which has caused much hilarity.))

Name: (NAV)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Vaporized

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies:
Enemies:
Status: Regained his former physical form.

Name: Kingbodz
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Vaporized

((Would you guys do me a favor and pick a colour to represent you on the factions sheet? It'd make going through that thing easier for all involved. Just post your action as normal and put your colour underneath it. Thanks in advance!))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Inform the ninjas of the Narutoverse of my existence.
Imma take purple.