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[TalonisWolf]

Coup Universal Alliance.

[1] Your attempts to coup have destroyed the Universal Alliance! The Multiverse is at war!

Attempt to re-create the Magic Jedi.

[6] You have created the Jedi! Unfortunately, they recognize that you are evil and seal you away for millenniums...

You have been attacked by DF2014 Bugs using Attack: 6! CATSPLOSION gives you a -2 on your next roll!

Use my new magical capabilities to recreate the sith as a race of golems that follow my every command, besides that and them being able to use magic they should be the same.

[5] They are you. You are them. The DarkGolem Hivemind is all yours.

Summon the Mantis to eat all the bugs. And soem people, if possible.

[2] You realize that these are computer bugs, and that a Mantis would be most ineffective.

Kill half-brother.

[4] You hire the Rabbits Creed, to excellent results.

[Target Select:2  Attack:6] BlitzDungeoneer has been hit by CATSPLOSION!

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]

Edit: Forgot Stuff. !yrros ma yllear I

[IcyTea31]

((I did mean this particular kind of Mantis, but eh, I failed my roll.))

Get in The Machine and magically work the problems away.

[Tavik Toth]

Coup Universal Empire.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Break out of the seal.

[blazing glory]

Summon Toady one and point out all the bugs!

[TalonisWolf]

((I did mean this particular kind of Mantis, but eh, I failed my roll.))

Get in The Machine and magically work the problems away.

[3] What machine?

You have been attacked by DF2014 Bugs using Attack: 4! You are trapped in a corrupted save! Your action will be swapped with one by another player!

Have my minions go to war with the Jedi, they cannot be allowed to live!

[1] The Sith are hunted down with Order 67! Why did Palpatine create this order, anyways? Was he in a bout of depression or something?

Coup Universal Empire.

[4] There is nothing to coup? Pfft. Now there is. Somehow.

Break out of the seal.

[2] You trip a booby trap and are drowned in popcorn- why is it always popcorn?!

Summon Toady one and point out all the bugs!

[1-2=-1] Toady One thinks you're a spambot and annihilates you!

[Target Select:1  Attack:4]


IcyTea is trapped in a Corrupted Save!

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]

[LordSlowpoke]

ADD [SPEED:1] TO DF BUGS RAWFILE

[IcyTea31]

I meant becoming the "Ghost in the Machine", i.e. the magical spirit that makes electronics work as per Clarke's third law. Looks like I got what I wanted.

Using some programming technobabble, filter the software dump to prevent a buffer overflow, thus leaving plenty of cache for the save to stop being corrupted.

Do the most sane thing to do in my current situation that will leave me better off with little risk.

[Tavik Toth]

Status Sheets for all factions!

[TalonisWolf]

I meant becoming the "Ghost in the Machine", i.e. the magical spirit that makes electronics work as per Clarke's third law. Looks like I got what I wanted.

Using some programming technobabble, filter the software dump to prevent a buffer overflow, thus leaving plenty of cache for the save to stop being corrupted.

ERROR: MOVE SWAP OCCURS BEFORE ALL PLAYER ACTIONS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE Y/N?

[blazing glory]

Fix the bugs myself! Starting with the corrupted save.

[TalonisWolf]

ICYTEA IS SOBER! NEXT TURN ALL ROLLS ARE TRANTRUMING!   

                           Next turn, rolls will be like so: 1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6 

ADD [SPEED:1] TO DF BUGS RAWFILE

[5] You almost make the mistake of using the old [SPEED:#] tag before remembering that it's been replaced with the more complicated [GAIT: (Stuffs)], and proceed to give them the tag [GAIT:SUPERSPEED], allowing the Bugs to attack twice per turn starting next turn!

(( You knew that the good ol' [SPEED:1] actually increases speed, right? See this DFWiki article.))

Assassinate Palpatine for acting against the best interests of the sith while I rebuild my lost armies.

[5] You kill Palpatine yourself, steal all his POWAR, and discover that he conveniently left a massive hidden Sith Army. Guess he was getting rid of the competition.

[SWAPROLL:5] Your action is swapped with Blazing Glory's!

Fix the bugs myself! Starting with the corrupted save.

[3] Your CPU's Battery is dead, you replace the battery.

Status Sheets for all factions!

[4] ...curses. How do you want these done? PM me a general idea or, god forbid, a Copy-Paste Template. Gasp, I know, too easy right?

Do the most sane thing to do in my current situation that will leave me better off with little risk.

[4] You throw a !!Pigtail Fibre Sock!! at the Bugs, resolving five of them!


[Target Select: 3  Attack Roll: 2] IcyTea is Sober!  ((Poor IcyTea... see if you can guess how the target select works.))

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Starting next turn, the bugs can do two attacks a turn.))

[LordSlowpoke]

(( You knew that the good ol' [SPEED:1] actually increases speed, right? See this DFWiki article.))

yes

yes i do

[IcyTea31]

1/6 chance of 3, 2/6 chance of 5, and 3/6 chance of 6, exclusive? I've played with worse odds.

Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...

Summon Linus Torvalds. He'll know what to do.

[TalonisWolf]

1/6 chance of 3, 2/6 chance of 5, and 3/6 chance of 6, exclusive? I've played with worse odds.

Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...

No no no, rolling a one will have the effect of a six and vice versa, rolling a two will have the effect of a five and vice versa, etc.