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[IcyTea31]

Find my way to the bridge and coup the mothership. Eh, sometimes you need to be audacious.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Tear apart Godzilla's mind.

[Playergamer]

Coup New Netherlands (Mars)

[NAV]

Politely ask the cyberwarrior to stop hacking Canada.

[blazing glory]

yes.

[TalonisWolf]

Coup Remnants of Lunar Colonies.

[3] Popcorn.

Find my way to the bridge and coup the mothership. Eh, sometimes you need to be audacious.

[6] They coup your body and soul, which means that you are trapped in your own body as they destroy your home. #NightmareFuel

Tear apart Godzilla's mind.

[3] Being consumed is distracting.

Coup New Netherlands (Mars)

[5] You ARE Mars. Your influence directly influences/controls every thing which touches your soil.

Politely ask the cyberwarrior to stop hacking Canada.

[4] He politely agrees and admits to being a Maple Leafs Fan.

Teleport satan out of reality to takeover the underworld.

[1] Turns out that you were under the misconception that Hell was in the same Reality as Earth.

  This mistake causes the Multiverse to consume you and split your energies into several thousand pocket realities, each of which becomes the dumping ground of things even Eldritch beings fear.

yes.

[2] I pronounce you and Gandalf husband and ?wife?. Oh, Gandalf is a horrible husband- always traveling, coming home only when he brings his gang of ruffians and drunken midgets.

[Playergamer]

Build a grand Martian Civilization under me!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Completely obliterate Godzilla's mind.

[IcyTea31]

Pull out the Heroic Willpower card and fight off the Invaders, Kingdom Hearts -style.

Spoiler: Optional Haiku battle (click to show/hide)

Body and soul taken,

all that remains is my mind.

I have to succeed.

My unyielding will

versus some puppeteer schmucks.

Slaughter, not a fight.

Hear me, aliens.

"I have no mouth but I must scream".

I do not need one.

I refuse to serve.

A body is but a tool,

yet my mind resists.

You cannot deceive.

A soul without mind is weak,

but not vice-versa.

You have no control.

My identity, my will,

you cannot erase.

I am IcyTea,

not a marionette, you fools.

Leave my body, now!

[blazing glory]

Take all of Gandalf's powers.

[Tavik Toth]

Pardon?

[TalonisWolf]

Pardon?

((You got a three, nothing happened.))

[TalonisWolf]

  I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DOUBLE POST. BUT THE UPDATE MUST COME TO BE!!

Build a grand Martian Civilization under me!

[3] Apparently you are preoccupied with playing planetary chess against the other planets.

Completely obliterate Godzilla's mind.

[2] There are no more energy sources around Godzilla, which means you have no presence there. Even solar energy is consumed!

Return to being satan's slippers.

[1] You can't- you are too spread out across the multiverse, merely having a consciousness is a battle. The Double Eldritchs don't help matters at all by making you question your very existence, sanity, and immorality.

Pull out the Heroic Willpower card and fight off the Invaders, Kingdom Hearts -style.

Spoiler: Optional Haiku battle (click to show/hide)

Body and soul taken,

all that remains is my mind.

I have to succeed.

My unyielding will

versus some puppeteer schmucks.

Slaughter, not a fight.

Hear me, aliens.

"I have no mouth but I must scream".

I do not need one.

I refuse to serve.

A body is but a tool,

yet my mind resists.

You cannot deceive.

A soul without mind is weak,

but not vice-versa.

You have no control.

My identity, my will,

you cannot erase.

I am IcyTea,

not a marionette, you fools.

Leave my body, now!

[2] The invaders are trained to negate Heroic Willpower by a Genre Savvy Leader, who seems to predict your every move...

Take all of Gandalf's powers.

[5] You absorb Gandalf into your body, his consciousness becoming one with your own! You look through his knowledge and realize that the Ring of Power was buried in the foundations of Midas Tirith, The White  City! Now, how to get it without looking like the bad guy...

Pardon?

[4] You receive one Pardon Coupon, eligible for the Pardon of a Bad Roll or All Crimes*!

The definition of 'Bad Roll' and 'Crime' may vary from Region to Region. May not be recognized in certain realities. Rendered void if a player can correctly guess my Real Name. If used to pardon a Bad Roll, retcon may worsen your situation. The GM is not responsible for the events, effects, and maladies caused by the use of this coupon.

[blazing glory]

((It's spelt Minas Tirith! You are a heretic! We must cleanse Middle Earth of people like you!))

Send agents to look for a hidden entrance,in the meantime wage a crusade against the GM.

[TalonisWolf]

((It's spelt Minas Tirith! You are a heretic! We must cleanse Middle Earth of people like you!))

Send agents to look for a hidden entrance,in the meantime wage a crusade against the GM.

((Barrgh, I was even spelling from my copy of Return of the King and I still messed it up.))

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Spoiler: This is when I am merely 'inconvenienced', fool. (click to show/hide)