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[3] Apparently you are preoccupied with playing planetary chess against the other planets.
Completely obliterate Godzilla's mind.
[2] There are no more energy sources around Godzilla, which means you have no presence there. Even solar energy is consumed!
Return to being satan's slippers.
[1] You can't- you are too spread out across the multiverse, merely having a consciousness is a battle. The Double Eldritchs don't help matters at all by making you question your very existence, sanity, and immorality.
Pull out the Heroic Willpower card and fight off the Invaders, Kingdom Hearts -style.
Body and soul taken,
all that remains is my mind.
I have to succeed.
My unyielding will
versus some puppeteer schmucks.
Slaughter, not a fight.
Hear me, aliens.
"I have no mouth but I must scream".
I do not need one.
I refuse to serve.
A body is but a tool,
yet my mind resists.
You cannot deceive.
A soul without mind is weak,
but not vice-versa.
You have no control.
My identity, my will,
you cannot erase.
I am IcyTea,
not a marionette, you fools.
Leave my body, now!
[2] The invaders are trained to negate Heroic Willpower by a
Genre Savvy Leader, who seems to predict your every move...
Take all of Gandalf's powers.
[5] You absorb Gandalf into your body, his consciousness becoming one with your own! You look through his knowledge and realize that the Ring of Power was buried in the foundations of Midas Tirith, The White City! Now, how to get it without looking like the bad guy...
Pardon?
[4] You receive one Pardon Coupon, eligible for the Pardon of a Bad Roll or All Crimes*!
The definition of 'Bad Roll' and 'Crime' may vary from Region to Region. May not be recognized in certain realities. Rendered void if a player can correctly guess my Real Name. If used to pardon a Bad Roll, retcon may worsen your situation. The GM is not responsible for the events, effects, and maladies caused by the use of this coupon.