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[TalonisWolf]

Rebuild Mars. Then colonise it.

*sigh*

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reincarnation!

[TalonisWolf]

Rebuild Mars. Then colonise it.

[6] You rebuild it at the height of the Martian Empire. Which is incredibly power & xenophobic.

  For some reason, all your attempts at colonizing are being mysteriously replaced with smoking craters.

SNORT DEMON SKIN

[2] You have no nose.

Fuff:First Change my Armor into Black Robe I mean Do really need armor

My make sure ORC,Dark elves,uruk hai are see loyal to me and spread more to kingdoms to men

However I make sure All there Building are intact and There Woman were Breeder for more orc to come.

All I Rule all of kingdoms of man make sure that Leave men alive.

See if rule by orcs.




First Edict 

USE BOLD, YOU CRETIN. -1 TO YOUR ROLL.

[2-1=1] Your lack of armour gets you killed as Orc Culture despises this thing called 'Loyalty' and seeks to eliminate you for trying to get them 'infected'.

Now be as comfortable as I can.

[5] The demon is impressed with your loyalty, unlike those Orcs that other dude was dealing with, and grants you demon form. Which is ALOT more confortable than being slippers.

Reincarnation!

[4] You are reborn. Literally. As a albino human baby girl.

[blazing glory]

Coup Gondor.

[TalonisWolf]

((Alright- so, in a few hours I won't have internet access. That's the reason for this abrupt, really short update.))

See if I've got horns, hooves, and one of those nifty tails.

[1]

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Coup Gondor.

[4] You are declared the King!

[Tavik Toth]

Lets Mars invade Earth.

[blazing glory]

Start gathering forces to prepare for Mordor,send messages to Rohan,the Dwarves,and the Elves telling them that we need to gather together.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Age naturally.

[IcyTea31]

Fire the R&D team. Aren't Muslims forbidden from drinking alcohol? Set tariffs on oil and prepare for an imminent invasion.

[TalonisWolf]

((Sooo... I'm a fox demon imp thing?))

Go and play with Mister Satan.

((A cute fox demon imp minion. Not the most useful/fearsome form...))

[5] You and Satan play 'Pillage and burn several countries'! You manage to put together a cult and pillage a few ancient sites, increasing your power- you can now breath noxious, highly flammable fog!

Lets Mars invade Earth.

[4] You begin your invasion. Pew Pew! +1 to your attack! [Attack roll:3+1]

Fire the R&D team. Aren't Muslims forbidden from drinking alcohol? Set tariffs on oil and prepare for an imminent invasion.

[4] After leaving your labs in disorder, they quit and leave. You prepare for the invasion. +1 to defense. [Defense Roll:1+1=2]

Attacker      Defender
     4                  2   

The Invaders have established a beachhead in Suadi Arabia, Canada, and Australia!

Start gathering forces to prepare for Mordor,send messages to Rohan,the Dwarves,and the Elves telling them that we need to gather together.

[5] You gather your forces, send the messages... only to find that they took advantage of you 'luring' the forces of Mordor out to attack the Black Gates.

  They tell you that they wouldn't mind your help, and ask if you happen to know where the Ring of Power happens to be?

Age naturally.

[6] You naturally die of old age. Popcorn?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Become God(dess) of Magic.

[Tavik Toth]

Isnt it the Martians that are invading? If it's my nation, defeat the defenders.

[IcyTea31]

I expected Americans, not Martians, but eh, time to defend. Maybe the America would appreciate if it didn't have to save the day for once?

Order the army to defend, except an air squadron, which will launch a counterattack, led by me. Land on the mothership of the Invaders, plug my laptop in and bring it down via my awesome hacking skills. Then get back in my plane and escape before the boom.

[NAV]

Canada

[darkpaladin109]

Attack Tokyo since I'm godzilla, last time I checked.