Send Colony ships to Alpha Centauri, Kepler 22 and the Andromeda Galaxy. Also send a freighter carrying Food, materials and blueprints of terraformer system to IcyTea's Europa colony.
Please confirm allied status with IcyTea. Y/N?
[6] Your Alpha Centauri Fleet is destroyed by The Centauri.
Your other fleets have arrived and settled four planets! What are their names>_
Defense Network Complete! +1 to defense rolls.
Construct housing and life support systems, including 3D printers for food.
[6] The 3D Printers glitch and start producing Poisoned Food! [4] You are weakened by the poison and months of Hospitalization, but you are the lucky one- your people lose many before the glitch is discovered.
Please confirm allied status with Tavik Toth. Y/N?
Europa Colony
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Flop/roll over to a first aid kit and use it to instantly heal myself like they do in shooters.
[5] You heal and gain [6] Poison-oozing skin!
Show them the powers of the Mera Mera no Mi, by setting half of them on fire,
[6] You show them Mera Mera no Mi's POWER!
By which I mean you burnt everything within twenty meters, including, oh, I don't know, YOURSELF, to a crisp. Apparently you taste like bacon.
sick Battery Jesus on the new Christians
[1] The New Christians sick Battery Jesus on
YOU!
Convince god to go wrestle the New Buddha. SLAM HIM THROUGH A TABLE!
[3] "God is busy at the moment, if you wish to pray, press 1. If you wish to..."
((Is the cult of Skarro the last of the Daleks right now?))
Construct a Sonic screwdriver nullifier.
((Yes.))
[3] You make no progress.
NPC's
[5] R.I.P doubles its productivity! Construction speed is doubled.
Galaxy Scanner
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[1] Chewbacca fails to steal a ship and is arrested!
[4] The Gallifreyans manage to completely halt the shift... right were Earth once stood.
[5] The Doctor sees this destruction and vows make sure it never happens again!