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[TamerVirus]

Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix

CRUSH THIS HERESY!

[IcyTea31]

((I thought Buddhists believed in reincarnation? Buddha does not simply "respawn"))

((Buddha is a title, not a name. Anyone can be a Buddha if they have what it takes. Problems only arise if you're trying to be the Buddha.))

[TamerVirus]

((I thought Buddhists believed in reincarnation? Buddha does not simply "respawn"))

((Buddha is a title, not a name. Anyone can be a Buddha if they have what it takes. Problems only arise if you're trying to be the Buddha.))

((aren't there multiple theBuddhas though? Fat one, crying one, thousand arm one....etc...))

[IcyTea31]

((aren't there multiple theBuddhas though? Fat one, crying one, thousand arm one....etc...))

((Those are aBuddhas, if I've understood correctly. theBuddha would be the founder of Buddhism, named Siddhartha Gautama before becoming theBuddha. We're going to need an actual Buddhist to correct if needed, I just have strong Wiki-Fu.))

[TalonisWolf]

Europa will be colonized, sooner or later. Avoid temptation of popcorn. Respawn on Europa, with 4000 or so colonists and necessary supplies.

[4] You start building the colony!

Europa Colony Construction
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Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix

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Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix

CRUSH THIS HERESY!

[5-3] New Christianity crushes Helixism! (Alright, who is this 'Helix'?)

Set up Defences around asteroid and Mars Colonies. Also build colony ships to send to other star systems.

[4] You can only focus your resources on one task! [Heads] And that task is moving the former Moon Defense Platforms and constructing more!

Defence Network
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Recruit followers.

[1] Your attempts at recruiting incite the Wrath of the people, bounty, blah blah, just be glad that the Rabbit's Creed is wiped out. Or is it...

((Oh well, at least I still have my dark gifts, and no one left with the power to collect ))

I use my sorcery to light the annoying sasquatch on fire.

[1] You are ripped limb from limb. 'Nough said.

((As far as the rest of the universe is concerned,Gallifrey is destroyed.))

Join the cult of skarro.

[5] Hah! You start the Cult of Skarro!

Respawn as Buddha. Convince everyone to worship me.

[5] You become Buddha, all bow down before you.


[2] The Emperor's attempt at outlawing religion is hilariously put down!

NPC's

[1] Jabba is killed by Chewbacca.

[5] The Rebellion coups The Empire, killing the Emperor! ((...I thought the Daleks would kill me, not those tools. Krap.))

[poketwo]

CAST THE CURSE OF HELIX ON THE NEW CHRISTIANS, THEY WILL BE CONTROLLED TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazing glory]

Work on a prototype time travel device,from observations of the Time lords.

[Tavik Toth]

Build colony ships to send to other solar systems.

[TamerVirus]

CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!

[IcyTea31]

Construct basic infrastructure; roads and foundations for buildings.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Are there any oceans here? If so procure boat and become a pirate. If not, magically summon an ocean in a large empty space.

[Orange Wizard]

CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!

Tell my worshippers that the New Christ might be a nice guy, but only through Enlightenment can true redemption be found.
Then tell them to slaughter the unbelievers.

((woo mangled religious dogma))

[TalonisWolf]

CAST THE CURSE OF HELIX ON THE NEW CHRISTIANS, THEY WILL BE CONTROLLED TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[3] You do not have TM666:CURSE OF HELIX!

Work on a prototype time travel device,from observations of the Time lords.

[5] You pass the prototype phase right on to mass production!
 ((Grreeeaaaat. How much retconning will this put mr through?))

((Ha! Still a lich, I can't bleed to death, and you never said anything about dying, did you?))

I quickly use my dark arts to cloak myself from mortal eyes and repair my limbs.

[4] You cloak, but cannot repair the pulpy mess that was once your limbs, especially without limbs to wave around during incantations!

Build colony ships to send to other solar systems.

[5] Advances in technology allow you to build Intergalactic Terraformer Colony Ships! You can now colonize other galaxies and inhospitable planets! This also means that you've acquired the [Intergalactic Drive] and [Terraformer System] Technology! You have three such ships. Make more Y/N?

Defense Network Complete! +1 to defense rolls.

CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!

[2] The New Bhudda laughs at your feeble Theological Arguements!

Construct basic infrastructure; roads and foundations for buildings.

[3] Construction continues as planned!

Europa Colony
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Are there any oceans here? If so procure boat and become a pirate. If not, magically summon an ocean in a large empty space.

[6] Your hastily assembled crew of space and oceangoing pirates mutinies!

CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!

Tell my worshippers that the New Christ might be a nice guy, but only through Enlightenment can true redemption be found.
Then tell them to slaughter the unbelievers.

((woo mangled religious dogma))

[2] You are forced to conclude your followers are not ready for the more... objectable hues of enlightenment.

[5] The GM... nope, I'm dead can't do that... or that... here we are! I respawn as [4] a Rouge Space Marine!

NPC's

[4] The Rebellion Imperial Plutocracy (Otherwise known as R.I.P) starts to construct a Galaxy Scanner!

Galaxy Scanner
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[1] Chewbacca finds the Millennium Falcon destroyed by the Hutts!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Show them the powers of the Mera Mera no Mi, by setting half of them on fire,

[poketwo]

sick Battery Jesus on the new Christians