I'll temporarily GM this thread for now, until Tophat wants it back.
Respawn.
[5] You respawn as Godzilla! Strike fear into those who oppose you!
TAKE OVER HELL!
[3]You take over Hells Kitchen. I hope you can cook.
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* LordSlowpoke slams down the thesaurus
your move son
[3] "Errrr... we'll think about it if you put that in layman's terms.
The Others, obviously! Them and the wights. They aren't alive.
[2] The Others are furious at your impudence! You escape with your life, but there is a bounty on your head.
BHUTAN
[6] The people rise against your reign, couping the the coupee! Maybe changing the currency to rubber ducks was a bad idea...
CANADA
[4] Your coup d'etats succeeds in usurping Harper. 'Bout time.
Liechtenstein
Let's be realistic. A one man coup can only occur there.
[3] You are given charge of their entire navy! Too bad they are a landlocked nation.
Why not coup Baytwelvia? The people there are so messed up, they wouldn't even notice, as long as you allow their leader to stay as a puppet.
[4] You become head moderator of Baytwelvia. Your duties consist of !!FUN!! and !!SCIENCE!!.
New Zealand! start exporting rugby!
[5] You lead New Zealand into glory! The world adopts Rugby as its first Global Sport, leaving New Zealand with fame, renown, and profit!
Lunar Alliance!
[3] You are put in charge of a moon colony, under NASA jurisdiction. Well, it's a start.
Tropico
[3] You buy the rights to
Tropico, a moderately successful management simulator game franchise.