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[Mesa]

You are [??₁], the proud soldier of the [??₂], who has been sent drawn into this strange, new, unexplored world, known as Blankland.

You're holding your [??₃] weapon, which upon closer investigation turns out to be a transparent set of outlines that you can somehow hold with no real other function.


Blankland itself too looks confusing to you, with nothing but a (not-so) flat black line and pure, eye-searing white everywhere with nowhere to go.


You don't remember who sent you here and why, but all you know is that in order to do anything, you need to pray to the ominous, omni-present entity known as Game Master and his unnamed army of Players who can determine his actions and in turn, your fate.

₁ What is your name?
₂ What is your army called?
₃ What is your weapon?
What do you do?

(Don't ask as to why the main character is purple, but let me just say that it ties into what I used to draw when I was younger.)

[Ricky]

1 What is your name? - Digmund diggert
2 What is your army called? - The Standing Army - part of the Holey Platoon
3 What is your weapon? - A Standard issue Shovelgun with a Flashlight attachment.


What do you do?

You dig!

[Aseaheru]

1: Edgar Evanson
2: S-Com Unit 28-B
3: A CR-20 with bog-standard things on it.
Doing: Looking for someway to escape the A.N.T.A.G.s and the aliums.

[GreatWyrmGold]

1: Douglas Gesserit
2: The Arrakian Marine Corps. Amusing name, since we're from a world best known for the sand.
3: A sword. Don't laugh, they can get through shields.

[Aseaheru]

(swords couldn't really get through shields... Not unless that was a really, really bad shield.)

[My Name is Immaterial]

What if it's a really good sword?

Edit: OOOOOOHHHHH. I get it. That was truly funny.

[Aseaheru]

I dont get it...

[My Name is Immaterial]

Have you every read any of the Dune books?

Also, +2 to GWG's suggestion.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What if it's a really good sword?

Edit: OOOOOOHHHHH. I get it. That was truly funny.

Glad one guy got it. Eventually.

Have you every read any of the Dune books?

Sadly, no. But I've read the TV Tropes page.

[Aseaheru]

I read the books, But I dont get the shield thing.

I did get the army name.

Or did you mean the energy shields?


Anyways, +1 to GWGs thing, EXCEPT for the weapon.

[My Name is Immaterial]

He was talking about the energy shields.

[Aseaheru]

Right, that makes far more sense.

[The Froggy Ninja]

1 What is your name? - Digmund diggert
2 What is your army called? - The Standing Army - part of the Holey Platoon
3 What is your weapon? - A Standard issue Drilllgun with a Flashlight attachment.


What do you do?

You dig!

FTFY

[Remuthra]

3. A .950 JDJ.

[NAV]

1 What is your name? - Digmund diggert
2 What is your army called? - The Standing Army - part of the Holey Platoon
3 What is your weapon? - A Standard issue Shovelgun with a Flashlight attachment.


What do you do?

You dig!

I like this one.