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Author Topic: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action! Room for one more!  (Read 8418 times)

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #135 on: March 10, 2014, 05:34:23 pm »

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You search the room looking for cultist material. You don't find anything out of the ordinary at all. The room was completely clean, with signs of life every once and a while. It doesn't look like anybody erased evidence here, but it doesn't look like anybody left any evidence in the first place either. However, looking under the bed you see a lever action Marlin Model 336 hunting rifle that looks ever so slightly out of place, as if someone had recently moved it. Picking it up, you find that there is a round in the chamber and the safety off, but its magazine is full. Never got a shot off.

You turn around-preparing to leave the relatively clueless room for something else, when you see something out of the corner of your eye. There is a small outline in the open, emptied dresser. You go closer to the dresser, slowly pulling the loos square of wood out of place. You find a circular wall safe, locked securely to the wall.

What do you do now?

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You are escorted to the courthouse in handcuffs, your lawyer Mr. Birdman waiting at the door. "Put these on, they make you look less threatening!" he states as soon as he sees you, handing you a pair of novelty Groucho glasses. "My last ten cases refused, and they all got the death sentence! You wear them, and I guarantee your freedom!" he continues to whisper as you enter the actual courthouse.

The seats are all packed for this high profile case. You can see the glare of hundreds of people all pointing at you, glaring as you walk down the middle. You sit in your seat next to the lawyer, allowing you to see the jury glaring at you. Except one seat of the jury, where a certain falcon is sitting. He gives subtle wink from his spot, filling you with hope.

"Mr. Bridger. You have been accused of first degree murder, arson, assaulting an officer of the law, breaking and entering, and illegal possession of armed falcons. How do plead?"

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((Wait what would've happened if I watched the tape there? Were they eldritch beings in disguise or would they have died for my stupidity.))

I'm the only one who will ever know.

You get up, walking on the blackness away from the face. Your footsteps echo as if you where walking on a hard wood floor, as the voice once again speaks up.
"Do you think you can get away?" it states.
The floor and sky flicker, as is they where giant televisions being turned on. With in seconds the ground is covered in tiny sparks, static making up its entirety. High above you, the sky has transformed to a wall of static as well. As far as you see in any direction, static makes up the sky and ground, with no hints of stopping.
From the static, the outlines of faces start to emerge. Small masks like the one on your television appear around you, with more detailed and realistic faces appearing a bit further. Distorted faces, like a human made of static who have been edited by Photoshop, soon take their place. Each face varies in size, some are large, some are as small as your hand. Just as in size, in appearance they very, from fluid and moving faces to faces as unmoving as a mountain.
High above you, the static in the sky begins to reform as well. Much larger then the faces below you, much less detailed, as if clouds had been corrupted by a malicious hand. Giant masks, looking down on you from above.
"Did you think you could get away? Did you think you could get away? Did you think you could get away?" the static voices of the mouth less faces state at you, as your feet continue to echo around the bizarre room.

What do you do now?

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Eh, not crazy about the format I tried with the last one.
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #136 on: March 10, 2014, 05:41:59 pm »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

They'll get you too, you know. I couldn't get all of them. The Scientologists are coming, and you cannot stop them! You're all doomed! DOOOOOMED!

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #137 on: March 10, 2014, 09:08:15 pm »

"What do you want from me! What revenge? If so why didn't you just try to kill me normally again rather than this absurd shit. What going to let me starve, or going to try and drive me mad because I'm fucking game! If I'm stuck here, bring it you little bastards!"

Start laughing at their pathetic attempts to get to you.



((If this is as bad as it seems hells if I'm not going down laughing.))
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #138 on: March 18, 2014, 04:51:39 pm »

Sorry for not getting to this in a while. I was busy, then going to get this yesterday but ended up working on others stuff.

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The large crowd behind you gasps in horror, as the jury looks at you with "Hang em'" written in their eyes, except one bird who is facepalming. The judge bangs down his gavel, calming the court.

"Congratulations, Mr.Bridger. You just got upgraded to hate crime. Ill take that as a guilty plea as well. Now, prosecution, show yourself!"

The prosecution then sent up several of the police officers who saw you running from the scene, video evidence of you randomly murdering someone, the police officers you shot at, and a bunch of evidence that basically points to you being a horrible person.

Near the end, when you are supposed to represent a counter point, your lawyer whispers to you "I don't know what to do next. I never made it this far before!" he stated, smiling ear to ear. "So...What do you think we should do?"

What do you think you should do?

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You let out a laugh, though it sounds forced and artificial even to yourself. The faces each repeat a different word in thier own static-like voice, "Kill kill kill...." "revenge revenge revenge!" "mad mad mad! "Game game game!" from every direction, overlaying to a blanket of static so that you can only hear the individual words if you look for them. Then together, each face joins you in laughter, as if someone had recorded you with a low quality tape.

Then the faces formed together, still laughing. Like grotesque tumors, the joined together in an unholy conglomerate of faces, masks, and static, all the while repeating your laugh. Soon, the sky above and the floor below where each one mash of collected faces, with you at the center. The laughing stopped, replaced by rhythmic static, as if they where chanting in a language no human was meant to speak.

Then, from the ceiling, drips of stick begin to fall off the mask as if it was melting, creating a goo like rain of static from above. Below you, the static began to rise out of the floor, grabbing your feet with thousands of little hands. It felt like you stuck your leg in an electric thorn bush, with a kind of zapping stab entering your feet ever few inches as they begin up the leg. The chanting raises again as the rain of static increases, the world around you becoming nothing but a static wall in any direction you look. You squint up, trying to look past all the static, and briefly see something unsettling in the clouds above you. Something big, something hungry. Your senses tell you this, though you only get the briefest outlining. It is coming toward you mouth agape, from beyond the rain. Slowly, surly, like a glacier to an ant. You try to laugh, but your voice is drowned out by the unbearable static. You close your eyes as you feel the whatever it is approach inches from your head....

You open your eyes again, feeling a sensation against your face. A tongue. A dog's tongue. Your dog's tongue, in fact. You are in your house, leaning on your gun and sleeping, your dog licking your sleeping face to wake you. The television you where watching is full of static....

What do you do now?
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #139 on: March 18, 2014, 04:58:07 pm »

"Great so I have a bunch of giant monsters wanting revenge that can break reality."


Go check the underground of the town and see if anyone knows who I pissed off.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #140 on: March 18, 2014, 04:59:34 pm »

This isn't working right! Need to think of some way out of the situation...

Didn't I hear about some sort of god-thing, Choochoo or something like that, who gives his servants all sorts of incredible powers? Maybe he can help me out! Pray!

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #141 on: March 18, 2014, 05:32:29 pm »

Wrapping her hand in something to prevent fingerprints, she tested the safe.
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2014, 05:10:27 pm »

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You return to your car, bringing your gun and your dog as always. Nothing seems out of ordinary outside your house, at least. There is still little to no traffic on the streets as you drive away from your home, even crowded areas are quickly passed. In no time, you are in the bad streets. The whole place seems darker then the rest of town, with streets littered with litter and every other street light being broken, either with age or rocks. The sun is starting to set now as well, it looks like you where out for a decent amount of time.

You turn a corner, suddenly finding your way blocked by two vehicals with tinted windows. From behind you, two more vehicals speed into position, blocking your way back. The windows begin to roll down, with several cheap-looking guns pointing out of them. You see a Ruger MP9s, Raven Arms MP-25s, and Mossberg shotguns, among other warn down weapons. Several people open the windows, carrying similar weapons. In short, you are surrounded.

What do you do?

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You stand up, in the middle of some crying woman's testimony on how she saw you kill the guy. You raise your fist, moving it rhythmically in a "pumping" motion in order to "pump" your prayer to great ChooChoo. You take a deep breath and shout at the top of your lungs
"THINGYGLUE MOLGLEHAS CHOOCHOO OREALLY? WAITGAINAGAIN FATLAMMA!" Repeatedly, with each rotation pumping your fist harder, shouting the chant with more power, faster.

After about fifteen rotations of chant, everyone stops looking at you with dull surprise and tells you to sit down. When you continue to chant, you are forced down by the guards and end up stopping because there is no point chanting if you don't fist pump.

Finally, the court comes to its closing. "You are a sick, twisted man who I hope will burn in prison for all eternity. I am sure the jury will recommend triple death sentence...." he states, while looking at the all falcon jury.

What do you do now?

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You grab the pillowcase, hoping it would hide your fingerprints, and made your way over to the safe. Pulling on it, it seems to be unlocked. No, it seems the lock was destroyed, discreetly enough that you would have to open it to find out exactly what broke. When opened, you find the actual storage space if quite small, a cylinder like a soda can, about twice the size of a normal can in diameter. Again, there is no dust. There is just a few bills tied together with rubber bands, a will, birth certificate and other papers, and a safety deposit box key. Why would somebody need both a safe and safety deposit box? In any case, there is nothing more of note here.

What do you do now?
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2014, 11:50:05 pm »

(( Why must the underground always be in the crappy part of town? ))


Surrender to them considering even an action hero can't avoid that many bullets in this situation.
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #144 on: March 24, 2014, 09:32:37 am »

Take the key, conceal within clothing

search around for the box it belongs to
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #145 on: March 24, 2014, 04:09:30 pm »

Subtly reach for my Falcon Treats.

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #146 on: March 31, 2014, 04:51:44 pm »

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You grab your falcon treats, which for some reason have not been confiscated yet. You manage to avoid detection so well that the falcon's don't even notice that you are throwing stuff a them, and continue to pay attention intently to the proceedings. You hit the back of one's head, causing it to turn around and make a feathered fist at the falcon behind it, almost breaking out into a fight.

In the end, you settle for subtly subtle and throw the treats just enough for the falcons to notice you bribing them. The treats are devoured instantly, but nobody seems to notice.

What do you do now?

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You hide the key, then look around the room. Nothing else seems out of the ordinary. You take the key out to examine it once again, hoping to find a hint. The key is labeled with the same symbols as the local county bank, whatever the key opens is probably there.

What do you do now?

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(( Why must the underground always be in the crappy part of town? ))

Better atmosphere. "You pass high class skyscrapers, with rich looking people pass by in every direction. You turn the corner, when two stretch limos block your path!" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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You immediately surrender, attempting to also calm down your growling dog. The guns continue to point at you as you exit the car, putting your hands behind your head and waiting for instructions.

"Well you got balls, comin' here after what you did to our boys" a man states, exiting one of the front cars. He is a young man, covered head to toe in markings. His ears are pierced multiple times, with randomly patterned and chaotic tattoos taking up every bit of available skin. His hair was covered with a bandana, covered with patterns similar to the tattoos. Even his eyes where covered with reflective sunglasses, not an ounce of flesh was left exposed. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, which he held behind his head with his left hand.

"The only reason I haven't capped you yet is my curiosity. What made you think coming here was a good idea?" He asks, his tattood face twisting into a viscose smile, a motion that caused a metallic jingle to come from his multiple piercings.

What do you do now?
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #147 on: March 31, 2014, 05:24:08 pm »

Hope for innocent verdict.

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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2014, 07:26:20 pm »

"What boys? The things that tried to kill me in the park? And I have friends here thank you very much or at the very least contacts."

Search for a way to run if things go bad (which I'm guessing they will).


(( I think I might be in trouble. ))
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Re: Death May Die- Modern Eldritch Action!
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2014, 04:56:49 pm »

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The jury enters a short and incomprehensible deliberation, returning soon after leaving. Henderson handed in  the paper himself. The judge puts on some reading glasses, picks up his gavel, and prepares to give the ruling.

"This man, no calling him a man brings us all down. This monster, has been held guilty of all accounts. The jury recommends Death."

Through the crowd, there is a series of applause. Couples kiss each other. People throw hats in the air. From somewhere on the ceiling, confetti falls. There is such a large celebration, the judges next words where completely drowned out. "...By community service?" he states, confused, taking off his glasses and cleaning them, checking again. But nobody hears.

What do you do now?

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The man's face twists into a snarl, once again with a metallic sound from his many piercings. "Those THINGS?" he states, intensely angry. He opens his mouth wide while saying this, revealing needle like teeth around his heavily pierced tongue. "Those THINGS where my family. You mess with one of my brothers, you mess with all of us. And you just pissed me the hell off, dismissing my murdered brothers as THINGS! Im gonna enjoy killing you. Once a ChoaChoa has his fangs in you, he ain't never gonna let go." He states, pulling something from his jacket.

As he is ranting, you look for plausible escape routes. The cars in front of and behind you are the most obvious ways of getting out, if you could some how get past all the angry guys shooting at you. A *safer* route is a small alleyway, to your right. It is blocked off by a large steel garbage bin, but it might be possible to get past with some luck. They know the area better then you do, so no matter where you go they will probably be able to follow. Other then that, you notice no other obvious escape routes.

You now look at the object in the man's hand. It looks like some kind of mushroom, the size of a baseball, with a whitish yellow color. It was mostly round, with several bubble like tumors showing between his fingers. The man shouts something in a foreign language before opening his mouth wide, once again revealing the needle like teeth, biting into the mushroom, eating half in a single bite. An apple-like crunch resounded, before being followed by similar shouts from the men in the building and cars.

What do you do now?

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I apologize, for abusing the poor comma.
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