Check contact list.
Why?
[4]
Your brain would probably melt down. You're already going to be feeling some serious mental side effects sooner or later with just two of us.
Stab the RNG in the back with my deity dagger.
[6]
Stab! He looks at you like you're a retard.
That wasn't going to work. Under any circumstance. I'm putting you inside a black hole.((What is the almighty Raptor empire going to do now that there aren't any Orks to kill?))
Rebuild, perhaps.
Or find either planet Dominus or planet Guardia.
[6]
They've been converted to potato storage worlds.
Well, potato-on-a-stick is pretty good. It's a convenient way to cook them on a fire. If we had fire.
Develop firestarting methods.
[5]
You make magic firestarting powder.
Return home. Reread the Iliad. Vow not to make the same mistakes.
[4]
Ooh, foreboding.
Meet the RNG's sister and become good friends.
What happens if I bang the RNG'S sister.
[2]
Making friends with gods is tricky.
Go to dimension where I successfully turned the GM's potatoes into Russian Nuclear Tsar Bombs that would explode in 5 seconds
[4]
Its basically a cloud of ash. The entire universe is a cloud of ash.
Regroup and Recap the Imperium.
[2]
Most factions have defected to the Raptor Empire. The rest are dead.
Lolfail: "Told you it wouldn't work."
Cyrydiad: "Shut up. Let's find a pulsar and try again."
Both: Locate pulsar.
[5]
Open a portal to the 'verse where I rolled a 5 on my last roll, and ask myself for the answer.
[1]
No cheating!
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